samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He got so upset he put on glasses and grew facial hair!

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Because that’s how long he’s been trying to solve it

olafurp ,

var a = 0

Done

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

hello world (: (smiley being the wrong way was on purpose)

Johanno ,

Var x = 1+"two"

Console.Log(x)

Done! I did it. I wrote a program.

Thcdenton ,

Dude JS is ez cmon.

magi ,

Do people not read books anymore?

Alexstarfire ,

Hello World isn't that difficult to write.

He never said it had to be a useful program.

Anticorp ,

NP, dude. As someone who learned JavaScript in the dark ages, when IE had to be a consideration for everything you did, writing a JS program now is trivial.

PhlubbaDubba , (edited )

"Every time you try to run your code the pendulum will drop lower until...."

Extremely loud crash as pendulum is rocketed into the ground by all the failed run attempts

tiredofsametab ,

People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.

NatoBoram ,
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Everyone should be able to do a hello world without IDE

victorz ,

Learn JavaScript. It's a pretty good language. 👍

teletext ,

Sorry bro, if you think JavaScript is difficult, then you're just too weak.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ok... He didn't say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.

kakes ,

I think I'd be okay up until you pulled intellisense, at which point I would literally deflate like a balloon.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

w3school

victorz ,

MDN ftw, screw stackoverflow.

frezik ,

MDN is better at everything than w3school, except for SEO.

victorz ,

Yeah... Then again I just use the DuckDuckGo bang !mdn and it searches MDN directly.

There's also devdocs.io which can be indispensable when using a lot of popular utility libraries and frameworks in the same project. Just having a single page with all the relevant docs is just a real blessing.

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