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VinesNFluff , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.
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gently puts USB drive containing Linux on center of table, then silently walks away

FozzyOsbourne , in This does explain a lot.
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The moustache says wisdom, the eyes say googly

JoMiran , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.
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spicytuna62 ,
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I think I'd get fired if I walked into the office with Debian installed on my work laptop.

Tempting...

Lightfire228 ,

I have Arch on my workstation at work, and I love it

(With permission, of course)

nexussapphire ,

Creats worm that installs Linux on every workstation. It somehow leaves the network and is running rampant in the wild.

JoMiran ,
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All of our laptops are either Mac or Linux. Eight or ten years ago it was all Mac but now it's mostly Linux. Ultimately, clients that have closed Windows ecosystems always provide us with laptops or a jump station to connect to. So if they are going to do that anyway, there was no need for us to Windows internally.

rtxn , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

Just... don't install the update?

...oh right, you don't actually own your computer under Windows.

Sinirlan , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

So happy I don't have to deal with this anymore! :D

dogsoahC , in or 99.99%

Oh, good, so they finally nerfed it.

CyberEgg , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Linux?

(I use Arch, btw)

db2 , in When the lead singer is TOO powerful

FNF in a vacuum

elbucho , in Manslaughter
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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Pringles ,

Neither without ugh. So a reluctant but jolly affair.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Did you also set your friends on fire?

PugJesus , in or 99.99%
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Oh, so they nerfed the chances of it proccing?

Cosmos7349 ,

Nono I think you've got the right mental image in your head, but your terminology is backwards. The paired image is of a cat that HASN'T been possessed. That's their natural state. But you are correct that this update makes it more likely that they'll act in a non-freaky way.

rustyfish , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.
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Boozilla , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.
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We joke / complain about this all the time at work. Boss puts in some drop-everything emergency ticket.

Windows Update: Imma let you finish, but first I gotta do some work 'round here.

possiblylinux127 , in All of her atrocities are justified
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So we are posting furies now?

ShinkanTrain , in EL PRESIDENTE HAS THE BEST STATS

Shout out to my homie Penúltimo

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