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Lemming421 , in stained teeth
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Is that a pine cone, or has AI gone nuts on the teeth again?

victorz ,

Took me a good while to realize it was a cone, can't lie.

9point6 ,

I kinda hate that this is a question that needed to be asked

Everything clever someone does with a camera is now gonna be met with: "is this just AI?"

I guess it was "is this photoshopped?" before, but that still implied someone did something clever

phdepressed ,

It's a pinecone this image existed before AI

Randelung , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

The French do the same with all other languages, so fair game.

RecluseRamble ,

Depends. They also like to watch you to awkwardly stammer through your hardly recognizable French sentence just to reply in perfect English (or even your mother tongue in border regions).

Droggelbecher ,

My favourite is when they ignore you when you speak English (which isn't even your native language either, just the most likely language to be understood by both parties), then when you speak bad French, they reply on even worse English. Bonus points for those that do it to tourists in France and as tourists in other counties (both have happened to me but ofc I can't know if the same person would do both).

Abzantheism ,
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And yet you don't see them getting banned from travel locations like the Brits. Curious. Almost as if you're just lying.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-no-travel-list-tourists-142533727.html

Ibaudia ,
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One time when my mom visited France, she asked a shop's clerk for directions. She tried French but kind of gave up and used some English words scattered throughout her sentence for words she didn't know. The clerk acted annoyed and pretended not to understand, so my mom tried to use only her broken French. The clerk responded very quickly in French.

My mom then said, in English, "I'm sorry, I didn't get that, French is such a beautiful language but I'm having a hard time learning it". The clerk then completely 180'ed her attitude, acted all happy and switched to perfect, fluent English, with almost no French accent.

That situation taught me that some French people apparently just want you to suck the metaphorical dick of their culture before they choose to be nice to you lol.

SuddenDownpour ,

Germany's 2nd most spoken language is English, by 32% of the population.

Germany's 3rd most spoken language is French, by 9% of the population.

France's 2nd most spoken language is English, by 24% of the population.

France's 3rd most spoken language is Spanish, by 9% of the population.

UK's 2nd most spoken language is French, by 16% of the population.

UK's 3rd most spoken language is German, by 5% of the population.

Source: https://languageknowledge.eu/

While you could say that France is a bit behind the curve in comparison with most other Northern European countries, native English speakers are far worse at learning any other language. I'm not even French, but the circle-jerk English speaking communities have about French people sometimes gets pretty embarrassing.

Randelung ,

The point is precisely that they are very capable and do speak the language, but they sometimes refuse to.

And yes, it's also a meme.

terminally_offline ,

A racist one, if it isn't based on data as seen above.

EnderMB ,

As someone from the UK, I absolutely do not think that 13% of the population can speak French to an acceptable level. I'd go as far as to say that 13% of the population can barely speak English to an understandable level...

Miaou ,

All those people online with their anecdotes agreeing with what you wrote, yet my experience has been the complete opposite. I think the problem is Americans being insufferable assholes, and the French not letting that fly as much as other countries.

FozzyOsbourne , in Cry me a river.
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I didn't twig who was in the picture and assumed there was a policeman waiting on the other side of the "keep door closed" sign just waiting to arrest anyone who opened it

konalt ,
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I prefer that hypothesis

pixeltree , in Private battles
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🎶this is not a jest, I am ready to give up🎶

suction , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

I once turned down a really good job offer because it would have meant having to listen to French people try to speak English.

kinther ,
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Were you being paid to watch that episode of The IT Crowd where they call French tech support?

suction ,

I need to find out all about that, didn't watch much of the IT crowd

menas , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

Fun fact : if you write french with the last grammar modernization, and with the gender minority inclusivity, you could being correct AND pissed off a lot of french speaker.

suction ,

"you could be correct and piss off a lot of French speakers". Just fuck off, frog.

menas ,
Godric , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

Incredibly based!

tfw_no_toiletpaper , in Private battles

Bear Seek Seek Lest

TheBat , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)
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Baguette 👎

Long bread 👍

hakunawazo ,

Don't reinvent the freedom fries again.

seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

Just like Werner Herzog

idegenszavak ,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pY-0JfEdLY

You could only get some French out of me with a gun pointed at my head... It actually happened to me...

Noite_Etion , in Cry me a river.
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"ascertained that the defendant was operating said vehicle in an intoxicated condition in that his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention"

Erhm... so he had Tunnel Vision?

flambonkscious ,

Plus he blew through a stop sign and couldn't stay on his lane? He's fucking trollied by the sounds of things!

Noite_Etion , in July moment
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The guy just needs to be patting himself on the back in that image and it would be perfect.

Lost_My_Mind , in A life lesson for you

See, you lied when you said priests are good things.

Maven OP ,
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But good things come in small packages

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no, I got the joke. I'm just saying the premise of this joke is flawed.

............also, wouldn't they come in the buttholes, and not their package?

Maven OP ,
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We're at the point where I can't tell if you're getting wooshed or I am

abbadon420 ,

Why not both?

Cosmos7349 , (edited )

"... but not all things that come in small packages are good things", is the point that I think is being made.

RecluseRamble ,

And that one looks pretty creepy again. Or is that my conditioning reacting to the robe?

db2 ,

Both.

Kecessa , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

Oh, an Anglo Canadian living in Quebec I see

Sneakyweasel90 ,

Ive had to drive through quebec so many times. My french isn't the best but i will try and communicate with someone for either food or directions. It blows my mind at how some people can just tell you are english and then they stop talking to you or they get this disgusting look on their face.

Yerbouti ,

Lol. That's really hard to believe. The main complain I've heard was that people will actually switch to english when they can tell you speak english, making it impossible to practice. But hey, we live in the world's most friendly country, where everyone is welcome (except those disgusting natives and french canadian, /s).

ummthatguy , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)
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