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gravitas_deficiency , in Basic American etiquette

If you’re a politician, you get a free side of blatant corruption too

TheBat , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Baguette 👎

Long bread 👍

hakunawazo ,

Don't reinvent the freedom fries again.

TheHowTM , in Got a Point
@TheHowTM@lemmy.world avatar

Dawg it's 95°F out with 97%RH cmon

wonderfulvoltaire ,
@wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world avatar

Carry a gallon of water 💦

TheHowTM , (edited )
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They have water at the gym

lolrightythen ,

Exactly. Not to mention all the exhaust I have to breathe when I bike to work.

Droggelbecher ,

Not saying this works for everyone everywhere but I just run at like 9pm

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes. 9 PM, when the heat index is still 100°F.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cbf66ccb-c79c-41e1-b62c-43d72aea3e31.jpeg

Here's yesterday's peak heat index across Oklahoma. It being 99° isn't the problem. It feeling 10 degrees hotter is.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7758f7b9-cd4c-480f-91b0-a7f3bed631db.png

variants ,

Just evolve some rabbit ears

cm0002 , in Basic American etiquette

Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. ' What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have ~ Ron Swanson

Lost_My_Mind , in A life lesson for you

See, you lied when you said priests are good things.

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.zip avatar

But good things come in small packages

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no, I got the joke. I'm just saying the premise of this joke is flawed.

............also, wouldn't they come in the buttholes, and not their package?

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.zip avatar

We're at the point where I can't tell if you're getting wooshed or I am

abbadon420 ,

Why not both?

Cosmos7349 , (edited )

"... but not all things that come in small packages are good things", is the point that I think is being made.

RecluseRamble ,

And that one looks pretty creepy again. Or is that my conditioning reacting to the robe?

db2 ,

Both.

ours , in Basic American etiquette

With a Swiss gun 😁.
And matching my mug.

snooggums , in Basic American etiquette
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Not enough bacon.

suction , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

I once turned down a really good job offer because it would have meant having to listen to French people try to speak English.

kinther ,
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

Were you being paid to watch that episode of The IT Crowd where they call French tech support?

suction ,

I need to find out all about that, didn't watch much of the IT crowd

candyman337 , in Got a Point
@candyman337@sh.itjust.works avatar

That's because it's not walkable between home and the gym

DragonTypeWyvern , in Got a Point

I can run a nice, wooded trail, or I can suck on exhaust fumes on an ugly road next to dangerous drivers.

Kaput , in Frenchposting (or refusing to do so)

Are you from Montreal West Island?

AI_toothbrush , in Got a Point

Its prolly murica where you try to walk, you die because a car hit you.

solsangraal , in Got a Point

if it's 0° outside (or 90°+), then yea, i'll drive to the treadmill. otherwise there's no benefit a treadmill offers over walking/hiking/running outside. plus there's no downhill option on the treadmill, which exercises a different combination of muscles

n3cr0 , in Got a Point

How to get a 100% discount?
Just ride your bike to the gym and then back home. There is no need for a subscription.

lurch , in Got a Point

i could see people doing that to avoid meeting non-gym people. like when you get your ass complimented every 5 meters outside of the gym.

also, if there barely are any sidewalks near your home or it's generally unsafe in some way.

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