Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

How long can one person avoid yard work? The answer will shock you.

scytale ,

3 weeks so far lol. I’ll probably have to finally mow next week before it gets unmanageable.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

She Put 26 Years Into A Relationship In Exchange For A Mountain Of Debt, And Now He's Throwing Things At Her!

Toes ,
@Toes@ani.social avatar

101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30

baldingpudenda ,

me, reading: oh no... oh no!

Rhynoplaz ,

Man goes to memorial service and learns coworker's shocking secret!

hddsx ,

Do tell

Rhynoplaz ,

My stepmom's mom died, I found out my coworker sings in her church's choir.

If you knew him, you'd be shocked too.

SurfinBird ,

This is just how the click baits turn out too

Rhynoplaz ,

Hey shitty news sites! I'm accepting bids for part time click bait writing!

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

"Clueless old man tries the cloud."

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!

(the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)

bionicjoey ,

Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won't believe what happens next!

She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we're both healthy.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All I know is that it would be a headline from The Onion.

rimu ,
@rimu@piefed.social avatar

Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.

I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.

rimu ,
@rimu@piefed.social avatar

Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.

And the aircon smells like mold.

And the windows are stuck shut.

And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.

Sorry, got on a roll there.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This reads like the lyrics to a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Like a more depressing Dead Flag Blues.

Dran_Arcana ,

Okay, I'm hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story

lolola ,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)

Nemo ,

Millennials are killing the idea of retirement!

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Assembly.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

You Won't Believe This Guy's Crazy Knife Collection!

fin ,

I tried programming in vvvv and this happened…

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