Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

"Clueless old man tries the cloud."

Rhynoplaz ,

Man goes to memorial service and learns coworker's shocking secret!

hddsx ,

Do tell

Rhynoplaz ,

My stepmom's mom died, I found out my coworker sings in her church's choir.

If you knew him, you'd be shocked too.

SurfinBird ,

This is just how the click baits turn out too

Rhynoplaz ,

Hey shitty news sites! I'm accepting bids for part time click bait writing!

fin ,

I tried programming in vvvv and this happened…

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

How long can one person avoid yard work? The answer will shock you.

scytale ,

3 weeks so far lol. I’ll probably have to finally mow next week before it gets unmanageable.

Toes ,
@Toes@ani.social avatar

101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30

baldingpudenda ,

me, reading: oh no... oh no!

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

You Won't Believe This Guy's Crazy Knife Collection!

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Assembly.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!

Nemo ,

Millennials are killing the idea of retirement!

lolola ,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)

rimu ,
@rimu@piefed.social avatar

Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.

I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.

rimu ,
@rimu@piefed.social avatar

Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.

And the aircon smells like mold.

And the windows are stuck shut.

And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.

Sorry, got on a roll there.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This reads like the lyrics to a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Like a more depressing Dead Flag Blues.

Dran_Arcana ,

Okay, I'm hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All I know is that it would be a headline from The Onion.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

"Will he kill himself? This man hates his life!"

Bluetreefrog Mod ,

Hi there. We all have ups and downs in life, but sometimes the downs can feel really down or can feel like they will never end. Take heart though, things can and do get better. If you are having thoughts about taking your own life, know that there are people who care, and are there to help you. Reach out to someone if you need to.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/basics/suicide/suicide-prevention-hotlines-resources-worldwide

bionicjoey ,

Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won't believe what happens next!

She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we're both healthy.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!

(the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)

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