jjlinux , 1 month ago More saved souls. That's all He wants.
More saved souls. That's all He wants.
ParabolicMotion , 1 month ago One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.
One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.
Yareckt , 1 month ago A serious answer would probably be working another day on bringing paradise to earth. I think that's what jesus' purpose is.
A serious answer would probably be working another day on bringing paradise to earth. I think that's what jesus' purpose is.
Tippon , 1 month ago Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
MyDogLovesMe , 1 month ago Same thing as every year. A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
Atin , 1 month ago A book on ethics
A book on ethics
OutlierBlue , 1 month ago Nothing because he hasn't shown up for anything. He won't even show up to prove his own existence. He's an absent parent.
Nothing because he hasn't shown up for anything. He won't even show up to prove his own existence. He's an absent parent.
RBWells , 1 month ago A threesome, of course.
A threesome, of course.
SkaveRat , 1 month ago So, masturbation?
So, masturbation?
spacemanspiffy , 1 month ago You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
stinerman , 1 month ago Fleshlight.
Fleshlight.
iiGxC , 1 month ago But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
Drummyralf , 1 month ago The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther's 95 theses nailed on them.
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther's 95 theses nailed on them.
RadicalEagle , 1 month ago I'd probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say "ALL0FM3". I feel like he'd appreciate that.
I'd probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say "ALL0FM3". I feel like he'd appreciate that.
Nemo , 1 month ago Man, I hate shopping for myself...
Man, I hate shopping for myself...
iawia , 1 month ago No more nails construction adhesive..
No more nails construction adhesive..
magnetosphere , 1 month ago A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity