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jopepa ,

You could take the screws out of your iPhone and glue them onto the knobs, it’ll void your AppleCare though.

jopepa ,

I don’t see what’s oniony about this, people that don’t pickup after their dogs should be severely and unusually punished. Extrajudicial is just extra justice.

Edit: not picking up dog poop is inconsiderate, murder is abhorrent. Do we really need /s on nottheonion too?

jopepa ,

Not trying to throwing stones here, but the headline isn’t oniony. Unfortunately it’s unsurprising gun news, it’s also not funny.

The sarcastic part was suggesting vigilante turd policing.

jopepa ,

Hippos are super aggressive, territorial, and will bite a crocodiles in half. It’s amazing that’s supposed to be a cute, disarming nickname for a breed notorious for the same traits.

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