fibojoly

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fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in Such a pain in the sas

"Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?"
pause
"Is it plugged in?"
pause
"You're welcome"

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in How big is your desk?

For most devs, it's a Jenga tower.
Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.

For some reason it reminds me of When Sysadmins Ruled The Earth, a short story about sysadmins dealing with the apocalypse.

fibojoly , to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ in Google, Cloudflare & Cisco Will Poison DNS to Stop Piracy Block Circumvention * TorrentFreak

I'm glad it's only the football streaming sites, but I don't much like that companies get this kind of legal power.

fibojoly , to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ in Do you pay for some pirated contents

I wish I could do that for Band Maid. I really want them to get my money. Not some fucking glorified delivery company.

fibojoly , to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ in Do you pay for some pirated contents

I remember playing Wildlands and loving it so much I actually bought the game full price. Sometimes you gotta vote with your wallet.

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in Someone escaped the Matrix

My entire career is based on "yeah but you're good with computers and programming!"
I just wanted to do fine arts and paint for fuck sake. And I could have made a career out of it, as history as since shown! Ah well. Maybe my kids will fare better, we'll see.

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in Someone escaped the Matrix

One of my colleague is leader of the team managing our internal software systems, but also a potato farmer. Somehow.

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in this is what peak web traffic looks like

Oh I agree! It was so annoying.

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in this is what peak web traffic looks like

I've had this so often... very frustrating.

I like to think the 400 within a 200 is for "look, I managed to reply to you. But there is bad news"

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in University Students

More useful would be what sort of values is acceptable there. Can I use team number 2318008? Can I use team 0? If not, why not?
WHY / WHY NOT is often useful.

fibojoly , to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ in Why Do You Pirate Music?

Same reason as usual : the music I like isn't conveniently available elsewhere I've looked to purchase, or available at unreasonable prices that won't benefit the artist, and I refuse to stream shit. So the high seas it is!

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in Happy World Turtle Day! One of my favourite turtle-releated software development things is that Firefox console will show a little turtle icon on slow requests. Picture also related.

If you like turtles and programming, you might enjoy hearing about LOGO.
Back in the day, that was the first programming language I was taught. Years and years before I'd learn C or ASM.
You'd give instructions to a "turtle", moving it about the screen, drawing as it did so. It was a magical experience for 9yo me.

fibojoly , to PC Master Race in Which do you prefer? A triple monitor setup? Or one single 32:9 ultrawide monitor?

Not sure for triple, because you can face the central screen and have two satellites, but for two screens yeah, one wide is much better. I'm not going back! Was always turning my head and having to pick one or the other. Was not convenient at all.

fibojoly , to Programmer Humor in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

It was called The x86 Assembly Bible and I would not have been able to do much of anything without it.

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