pylapp ,
@pylapp@programming.dev avatar

That is the reason why some developers are “full stack”. All computers are stacked 🤪

Thcdenton ,
frank ,

I have a KVM switch so I can control my array of computers with one monitor setup. I have a normal desk and a big closet to house all the computers.

PlexSheep ,

We just have a warehouse with a few big computers. We just use our desks to access them.

1rre ,

Docker fan mindset

RavenLuni ,
@RavenLuni@furry.engineer avatar

@ZeroCool my desk is currently 52,572,500 miles long but I need a bigger one.

renzev ,
Aceticon ,

An this was back in the 80s where there were only 8 programming languages...

Classy ,

Rocking those classic 990s

southernwolf ,
@southernwolf@pawb.social avatar

This is why we need 3, 4, or even 5 monitors at a time.

Varven ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

More monitors the better

Rai ,

Reminds me of a scam call center person telling Kitboga “your IP address is tied to your house address. You don’t get a new one unless you move houses”

MaggiWuerze ,

I wish

numberfour002 ,

HTML
CSS
XML
JSON
SQL
CRAYONS

Okay, it's starting to add up.

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Not a single real language 😈

Aceticon ,

It really depends on whether that SQL is the standard one (such as SQL92) or with the database specific extensions (such as PL/SQL).

The latter often adds up to a "real" programming language (were you can define your own functions and everything), depending on the database.

But yeah, the rest not so much.

kelargo ,

Features to enhance vendor lock in.

Aceticon ,

Indeed.

frezik ,

JSON and XML can be "real" languages. Mostly because of people who didn't stop to ask if they should.

zeet ,
@zeet@lemmy.world avatar

You're supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

ZeroCool OP ,
@ZeroCool@vger.social avatar

Well, now I feel like an idiot. I've always assumed that was just an expression!

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but it’s a regular expression.

jaybone ,

I run perl on arch btw

And009 ,

Stacks are real

abbadon420 ,

Stacks are for idiots, racks are what we need and blades are the real deal.

And009 ,

I'm a Deck man myself

zea_64 ,

It's called a tower PC for a reason

kelargo ,

I thought Tower PC was named after the record store.

fibojoly ,

For most devs, it's a Jenga tower.
Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.

zea_64 ,

Do you get two empty spaces next to your tower? For maintenance if the lower elements.

zaphod ,

And I thought it meant those programmers are bad at memory management because their stack is always full.

thefartographer ,

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

HamsterRage ,

Many, many years ago I used to have two Wyse50 terminals, running split screens each with two parts. I did a lot of support on remote systems (via modem!) and I would have a session on a customer system, source code and running on our test system and internal stuff. I didn't have space for a third terminal.

At another job I had an office with a "U" shaped desk. I would spread printouts across half the "U" and swivel around between the computer and the printouts.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG

iarigby , (edited )

come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

edit (begrudgingly): ok fine, half, but still

gamma ,
@gamma@programming.dev avatar

CSS is turing conplete.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

that's part of the joke ;)

marcos ,

SVG? SVG isn't half a language, it's a completely functional one!

darklamer ,
@darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Would it be possible to work around this by using virtual desktops? 🤔

OsaErisXero ,

Technically yes, but the thermal load of putting all those computers inside the other computers is generally prohibitive, and image quality once you get 3 monitors deep in the tool chain is poor enough you have to start making the text bigger.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

If your desk is only 3/4ths of a chain long, how will you fit more than one computer?

dutchkimble ,

That's the whole advantage of block chain. You can add more lego blocks to your desk and keep the chain going.

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