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Yup, no one messes with Granny! đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
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"The man raised his sword. Lightning speared down again and split a stone a few yards away, filling the air with smoke and the stink of burnt silicon. 'Missed,' he said smugly, and Granny saw his muscles tense as he prepared to bring the sword down. A look of extreme puzzlement crossed his face. He tilted his head sideways and opened his mouth, as if trying to come to terms with a new idea. His sword dropped out of his hand and landed point downwards in the peat. Then he gave a sigh and folded up, very gently, collapsing in a heap at Granny's feet. She gave him a gentle prod with her toe. 'Perhaps you weren't aware of what I was aiming at,' she whispered. 'Mother of the night, indeed!' The soldier who had tried to restrain the man stared in horror at the bloody dagger in his hand, and backed away. 'I-I-I couldn't let. He shouldn't of. It's – it's not right to,' he stuttered."--from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett.

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I love Granny! Thank you for sharing.

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@cynical13 @Narayoni @bookstodon Somebody once asked on social media for the most “kick-ass” female character in books or on film. Mainly the replies involved Lara Croft, Ripley, or Zena.
They were wrong of course.

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And that's the Luggage for you! One of the many entertaining characters from the Discworld series đŸ€Ł

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"The Luggage didn’t have any features at all, apart from a lock and a couple of hinges, but it could stare better than a rockful of iguanas. It could outstare a glass-eyed statue. When it came to a look of betrayed pathos, the Luggage could leave the average kicked spaniel moping back in its kennel. It had several arrowheads and broken swords sticking in it."--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.
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    • CattleBaron ,
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    @Narayoni @bookstodon fella was a genius

    Narayoni , to bookstodon group
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    Indeed, totally agree with Death on this point!

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    Narayoni OP ,
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    @wiredfire @McRocker @bookstodon Death is one of my favourite characters too! I especially loved him in Reaper Man.

    "LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" -- Reaper Man.

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    @Narayoni @bookstodon can't really disagree with them at all, now, can you.

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    Oooh, tough choice, but more likely I kidnapped myself so I could meet one of them... but I still can't choose just one 😂

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    @NickEast @terrypratchett @speculativefictioncomedy @fantasybookstodon @essjayjay No Death?

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    @NickEast @terrypratchett @speculativefictioncomedy @fantasybookstodon They'd all get the job done, so I guess it all comes down to what you want to happen to the kidnapper 😅

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    Rincewind's in love.....
    ....And so is the Luggage đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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    "‘Not you, too?’ he said. Possibly it was only the play of sunlight on the Luggage’s battered lid, but it was just possible that for an instant it looked redder than usual. Of course, sapient pearwood has this sort of weird mental link with its owner . . . Rincewind shook his head. Still, it’d explain why the thing wasn’t its normal malignant self. ‘It’d never work,’ he said. ‘I mean, she’s a female and you’re a, well, you’re a—’ He paused. ‘Well, whatever you are, you’re of the wooden persuasion. It’d never work. People would talk.’" 2/2--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.

    "Rincewind didn’t comment. He was busily examining the state of his own mind, and wasn’t happy at the sight of it. He had a horrible feeling that he was falling in love. He was sure he had all the symptoms. There were the sweaty palms, the hot sensation in the stomach, the general feeling that the skin of his chest was made of tight elastic. There was the feeling every time Conina spoke, that someone was running hot steel into his spine." 1/2--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.
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    Granny's problem with healthy teeth leading to a lack of “real crone-credibility”, and a general absence of warts đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
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    "Granny suffered from robustly healthy teeth, which she considered a big drawback in a witch. She really envied Nanny Annaple, the witch over the mountain, who managed to lose all her teeth by the time she was twenty and had real crone-credibility. It meant you ate a lot of soup, but you also got a lot of respect. And then there was warts. Without any effort Nanny managed to get a face like a sockful of marbles, while Granny had tried every reputable wart-causer and failed to raise even the obligatory nose wart. Some witches had all the luck."--from Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett.
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