Narayoni , 1 day ago to bookstodon group Yup, no one messes with Granny! đ€Łđ€Ł [Headology!] @bookstodon #discworld #GrannyWeatherwax #headology #funny #humour #books #witches #terrypratchett #GNUPterry #discworldquotes #wyrdsisters "The man raised his sword. Lightning speared down again and split a stone a few yards away, filling the air with smoke and the stink of burnt silicon. 'Missed,' he said smugly, and Granny saw his muscles tense as he prepared to bring the sword down. A look of extreme puzzlement crossed his face. He tilted his head sideways and opened his mouth, as if trying to come to terms with a new idea. His sword dropped out of his hand and landed point downwards in the peat. Then he gave a sigh and folded up, very gently, collapsing in a heap at Granny's feet. She gave him a gentle prod with her toe. 'Perhaps you weren't aware of what I was aiming at,' she whispered. 'Mother of the night, indeed!' The soldier who had tried to restrain the man stared in horror at the bloody dagger in his hand, and backed away. 'I-I-I couldn't let. He shouldn't of. It's â it's not right to,' he stuttered."--from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett.
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"The man raised his sword. Lightning speared down again and split a stone a few yards away, filling the air with smoke and the stink of burnt silicon. 'Missed,' he said smugly, and Granny saw his muscles tense as he prepared to bring the sword down. A look of extreme puzzlement crossed his face. He tilted his head sideways and opened his mouth, as if trying to come to terms with a new idea. His sword dropped out of his hand and landed point downwards in the peat. Then he gave a sigh and folded up, very gently, collapsing in a heap at Granny's feet. She gave him a gentle prod with her toe. 'Perhaps you weren't aware of what I was aiming at,' she whispered. 'Mother of the night, indeed!' The soldier who had tried to restrain the man stared in horror at the bloody dagger in his hand, and backed away. 'I-I-I couldn't let. He shouldn't of. It's â it's not right to,' he stuttered."--from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett.
Narayoni , 10 days ago to bookstodon group Rincewind's in love..... ....And so is the Luggage đ€Łđ€Ł @bookstodon #terrypratchett #discworld #humour #rincewind #TheLuggage #discworldquotes #books #GNUPterry #sourcery "âNot you, too?â he said. Possibly it was only the play of sunlight on the Luggageâs battered lid, but it was just possible that for an instant it looked redder than usual. Of course, sapient pearwood has this sort of weird mental link with its owner . . . Rincewind shook his head. Still, itâd explain why the thing wasnât its normal malignant self. âItâd never work,â he said. âI mean, sheâs a female and youâre a, well, youâre aââ He paused. âWell, whatever you are, youâre of the wooden persuasion. Itâd never work. People would talk.â" 2/2--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.
Rincewind's in love..... ....And so is the Luggage đ€Łđ€Ł
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"âNot you, too?â he said. Possibly it was only the play of sunlight on the Luggageâs battered lid, but it was just possible that for an instant it looked redder than usual. Of course, sapient pearwood has this sort of weird mental link with its owner . . . Rincewind shook his head. Still, itâd explain why the thing wasnât its normal malignant self. âItâd never work,â he said. âI mean, sheâs a female and youâre a, well, youâre aââ He paused. âWell, whatever you are, youâre of the wooden persuasion. Itâd never work. People would talk.â" 2/2--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.
Narayoni , 12 days ago to bookstodon group And that's the Luggage for you! One of the many entertaining characters from the Discworld series đ€Ł @bookstodon #books #discworld #humour #discworldquotes #terrypratchett #GNUPterry #sourcery #TheLuggage
And that's the Luggage for you! One of the many entertaining characters from the Discworld series đ€Ł
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Narayoni , 19 days ago to bookstodon group Indeed, totally agree with Death on this point! @bookstodon #discworld #DiscworldQuote #humour #books #death #sourcery #cats #terrypratchett #GNUPterry
Indeed, totally agree with Death on this point!
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Narayoni , 25 days ago to bookstodon group Granny's problem with healthy teeth leading to a lack of âreal crone-credibilityâ, and a general absence of warts đ€Łđ€Ł [Headology!] @bookstodon #discworld #humour #discworldquotes #GrannyWeatherwax #headology #terrypratchett #GNUPterry #books #EqualRites
Granny's problem with healthy teeth leading to a lack of âreal crone-credibilityâ, and a general absence of warts đ€Łđ€Ł [Headology!]
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NickEast , 1 month ago to SpeculativeFictionComedy group Oooh, tough choice, but more likely I kidnapped myself so I could meet one of them... but I still can't choose just one đ @terrypratchett @speculativefictioncomedy @fantasybookstodon #Discworld #Characters #TerryPratchett
Oooh, tough choice, but more likely I kidnapped myself so I could meet one of them... but I still can't choose just one đ
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