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Yup, no one messes with Granny! đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
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"The man raised his sword. Lightning speared down again and split a stone a few yards away, filling the air with smoke and the stink of burnt silicon. 'Missed,' he said smugly, and Granny saw his muscles tense as he prepared to bring the sword down. A look of extreme puzzlement crossed his face. He tilted his head sideways and opened his mouth, as if trying to come to terms with a new idea. His sword dropped out of his hand and landed point downwards in the peat. Then he gave a sigh and folded up, very gently, collapsing in a heap at Granny's feet. She gave him a gentle prod with her toe. 'Perhaps you weren't aware of what I was aiming at,' she whispered. 'Mother of the night, indeed!' The soldier who had tried to restrain the man stared in horror at the bloody dagger in his hand, and backed away. 'I-I-I couldn't let. He shouldn't of. It's – it's not right to,' he stuttered."--from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett.

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Rincewind's in love.....
....And so is the Luggage đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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"‘Not you, too?’ he said. Possibly it was only the play of sunlight on the Luggage’s battered lid, but it was just possible that for an instant it looked redder than usual. Of course, sapient pearwood has this sort of weird mental link with its owner . . . Rincewind shook his head. Still, it’d explain why the thing wasn’t its normal malignant self. ‘It’d never work,’ he said. ‘I mean, she’s a female and you’re a, well, you’re a—’ He paused. ‘Well, whatever you are, you’re of the wooden persuasion. It’d never work. People would talk.’" 2/2--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.

"Rincewind didn’t comment. He was busily examining the state of his own mind, and wasn’t happy at the sight of it. He had a horrible feeling that he was falling in love. He was sure he had all the symptoms. There were the sweaty palms, the hot sensation in the stomach, the general feeling that the skin of his chest was made of tight elastic. There was the feeling every time Conina spoke, that someone was running hot steel into his spine." 1/2--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.
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    And that's the Luggage for you! One of the many entertaining characters from the Discworld series đŸ€Ł

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    "The Luggage didn’t have any features at all, apart from a lock and a couple of hinges, but it could stare better than a rockful of iguanas. It could outstare a glass-eyed statue. When it came to a look of betrayed pathos, the Luggage could leave the average kicked spaniel moping back in its kennel. It had several arrowheads and broken swords sticking in it."--from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett.
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    Indeed, totally agree with Death on this point!

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    Granny's problem with healthy teeth leading to a lack of “real crone-credibility”, and a general absence of warts đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
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    "Granny suffered from robustly healthy teeth, which she considered a big drawback in a witch. She really envied Nanny Annaple, the witch over the mountain, who managed to lose all her teeth by the time she was twenty and had real crone-credibility. It meant you ate a lot of soup, but you also got a lot of respect. And then there was warts. Without any effort Nanny managed to get a face like a sockful of marbles, while Granny had tried every reputable wart-causer and failed to raise even the obligatory nose wart. Some witches had all the luck."--from Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett.
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    Now free for all to read... I'm a fan of the humourist author PG Wodehouse, and have occasionally visited places connected with his life and work. Here are four of them:

    Looking for Wodehouse https://www.patreon.com/posts/102494363

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    “THE DYNAMITER is a hugely inventive & brilliant book, at once a political thriller, a blackly comic satire, & a female adventure”

    Robert Louis Stevenson & Fanny Van de Grift Osbourne married , 19 May, 1880. In this article, Prof Penny Fielding explores the dangerous between RLS & his wife: granting female agency on the page & in life

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    https://dangerouswomenproject.org/2017/01/06/a-dangerous-collaboration/

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    @bookstodon You can download a free ebook of THE DYNAMITER by Robert Louis Stevenson & Fanny Van de Grift Stevenson via @gutenberg_org

    https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/647

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    It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .

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    Comic with two characters dressed in medieval clothing, walking on a hill. The one in front is very tall and holding a hiking pole, the shorter one behind him has his nose in a book, reading. The short fellow says: We've had our "inciting incident" and we're on the "journey," so it seems like we'll be having a "crisis" any minute now.... The tall fellow replies: The quest was a lot more fun before you got that book on story structure.
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