I stopped watching TV when I was six months old
Because it was so boring and stupid
And started reading books
And going to recitals
And art galleries
I don't go to recitals anymore
Because my hearing is too sensitive
And I don't go to art galleries anymore
Because there are people there
And I can't deal with people
Because they don't understand me
I stay home
Reading books that are beneath me
And working on my work
Which no one understands
This question phills me with sadness. The world is philled with uncultured philistines. I’ll have to console myself with some philafels, and phillatio. to phil you in, that’s “Philthy Animal”. He philled the role of drummer in Motörhead
My pet theory is that Ozzy Osbourne is actually in regular contact with aliens and frequently travels with them on a time paradox way, decades for him, just days on earth. Thus his confusion is genuine, he really doesn't know what planet he is on and his mind is more filled with alien customs than humans. Also, that is why he acts like such an old person, his body is old but his mind is even older.
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