shalafi ,

I'd pump out the MAGA merchandise. I'm talking grift of biblical proportions.

Would you like a cherry on top? After becoming America's #1 purveyor, I'd go all out telling the world that I got rich suckering rubes.

JoeKrogan ,
@JoeKrogan@lemmy.world avatar

Put the big reveal on the 3rd last page of your book : Becoming MAGA Rich , that way they have to buy the book first 😄

Lost_My_Mind ,

.......you guys realize that you're both overthinking it. Maga books won't make you rich. They don't buy books. They BURN books. If anything, you release a book with Obamas face on it, and the title of the book is "Very Burnable". The pages don't even need text. Just a thick wad of paper, Obamas face on the cover, with the text "Very Burnable".

Then charge $200 per book.

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

Fill it with lorum ipsum just in case any of them are brave enough to take a peek inside.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

"He must be speaking that afro language."

Drunemeton ,
@Drunemeton@lemmy.world avatar

Make every 10th page out of flash paper!

You did say, “very”, yeah?

droning_in_my_ears ,

Reminds me of space force dollars

frickineh , (edited )

I'd wait a couple of years and talk my ex-husband into keeping our house and renting it instead of selling it when we split up. It made sense at the time, since selling it was the fastest way to pay off all of our mutual debt (and most of our individual debt, too) and make it an easy split, but if we'd waited a few years, we would've made a solid 6 figure profit. I have no desire to be a landlord and mostly I'm glad we sold it to a nice family for what was still an affordable amount, but it would've been the only way I could ever afford to buy anything else on a single income, and it would've set him and his new wife up a lot better. I kind of hate the idea morally, but from a purely pragmatic view, it would've made sense.

berryjam ,

I'd start taking my health seriously

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Buy a lot of fertilizer, break into the set of The Apprentice.

faltryka ,

lol wow

OsaErisXero ,

I appreciate the commitment to the bit in the username

Kiernian ,

`4

mister_brown ,

Doing God's work

TheBigBrother ,

I wouldn't invest in crypto because it's a shitty scam..

kabi OP ,

Of course it is, but if you bought at cents and sell at $50K, then you're only scamming rich assholes anyway.

(And now you're the rich asshole!)

ThrowawayPermanente ,

I think most of the people losing money are retail traders, not rich people

Fillicia ,

More hugging time with the dog. 10 years go by fast.

Churbleyimyam ,

Be more embracing of what is good in your life.

Toes ,
@Toes@ani.social avatar

I'd go to my doctor and get a head start on what's to come.

I'd go to festivals and spend more time with friends.

Leave an toxic relationship.

But uh you probably meant how to make cash.

Buy Gamestop, Nvidia & Pfizer stock.

kabi OP ,

Nah, not just monetary gain! Just wanted to get in front of the most obvious answer.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Bro, just put 10k into BTC in 2014 and you’re gonna do well.

bitchkat ,

OP said no crypto.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Why not though? It’s just stock market with less rules.

bitchkat ,

I'm not OP but I presume they out that constraint because everyone would say load up on coin.

wesker , (edited )
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Buy stocks, buy a house, don't bother with trifling hoes.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

I'd enjoy my family more.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Probably bitcoin and a couple other stocks I remember doing well.

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