if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant ( lemmy.world )

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Rainb0wSkeppy OP , 1 month ago

will you show video proof that you did that

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

Do I have to?

OsaErisXero , 1 month ago

Pics or it didn't happen

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

Kecessa , 1 month ago

Proof or ban, it's the law

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

Fuck it, I’m in.

WaterSword , 1 month ago

Downvoting to save my eyes

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , 1 month ago

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

loudWaterEnjoyer , 1 month ago

Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

loudWaterEnjoyer , 1 month ago

Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

ssm , 1 month ago

I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

coaxil , 1 month ago

Yup

jaybone , 1 month ago

No. No, you do not.

itsmect , 1 month ago

Absolutely.

pacmondo , 1 month ago

Upvoted just for you buddy

gregorum , 1 month ago (edited 27 days ago)

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

SorteKanin , 1 month ago

Well this aged poorly

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

SorteKanin , 1 month ago

... 😦

I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart

sag , 1 month ago

Do now

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago

I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

loudWaterEnjoyer , 29 days ago (edited 27 days ago)

Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo

tigeruppercut , 1 month ago

The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/9f44c842-9ff1-4f4e-97c3-fe4d707ef346.webp

urda , 1 month ago

Boom. Headshot.

RizzRustbolt , 1 month ago

At this point, it's a Lemmy userbase metric.

01101000_01101001 , 1 month ago

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

jaybone , 1 month ago

Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?

loudWaterEnjoyer , 1 month ago

I want to nibble your passant

jaybone , 1 month ago

Keep it in the DMs please.

xavier_berthiaume , 1 month ago

Why do I feel so committed to this?

SorteKanin , 1 month ago

big number good

number must go up

lugal , 1 month ago

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Anticorp , 1 month ago

Ah, the infamous grain gambit.

MinekPo1 , 1 month ago

fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26' which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !

perviouslyiner , 1 month ago

Small enough to expose errors in certain calculators?

sag , 1 month ago

Oh Shit, here we go again.

aeharding , 1 month ago

See you on the front page

sag , 1 month ago

Yea, Please do it lemmy

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Socsa , 1 month ago

This cannot be a legal move

Seasoned_Greetings , 1 month ago

It's only legal if you have enough boards

gandalf_der_12te , 1 month ago

It violates the principle of locality, and therefore the speed of light as the highest speed allowed in the universe.

Therefore, this truly does violate a law of nature, and is therefore illegal.

lugal , 1 month ago

It might not be legal for you and me but it's for sure legal for the ruling class

SorteKanin , 1 month ago

It is actually forced

explore_broaden , 1 month ago

The image has like two pixels per square now

morrowind , 1 month ago

Just over 6 pixels/square

thesporkeffect , 1 month ago

We can still do it folks

TheFriendlyDickhead , 1 month ago

This is getting out of hand.

ouRKaoS , 1 month ago

I don't know how or why this is a thing, but I'm here for it & you've got a new subscriber!

Maalus , 1 month ago

Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don't worry, a lot of people who don't play chess regularly, forgets this rule

STOMPYI , 1 month ago

Witnessing history

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 1 month ago

not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.