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radix , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate
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That was a very long way to say electric boats are bad because they're preferable to sharks.

DaddleDew , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

For a moment I thought he would have expressed concern about the effects of such a battery on the fragile ecosystem and the endangered species in it. But no, all he did is combine his ignorance about electricity and sharks to formulate this moronic thought.

He mentioned his "relationship with MIT" as well just before spewing out that gem. Was that really him trying to sound smart?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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His uncle John Trump was a professor at MIT. Somehow that makes him a genius and gives him a relationship to MIT.

I also have a physicist relative connected to a prestigious institution and I'm a moron.

DaddleDew ,

I mean he inherited everything he owns. He must be thinking that knowledge works the same way.

Twinkletoes , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

This is probably a stupid question but would a battery even electrocute you in the water?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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In the ocean? No. In the bathtub? Depends on the battery and what's attached to it when it hits the water, I guess. A car battery with the jumper cables on it thrown into a large enough bathtub to hold it? I wouldn't get in there.

Beryl , (edited ) to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

This guy could suddenly rupture a brain aneurysm and you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.

Revan343 ,

Of course you'd be able to tell, he'd finally shut up

AllNewTypeFace , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate
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But can you use nuclear weapons against an electric sharknado?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yes, but they're not always effective. You should really use the ultimate weapon- a sharpie. So powerful it can divert a hurricane!

nezbyte , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

It’s a shame that Mythbusters isn’t around to turn this into a shark week special. I’m pretty sure the myth would be busted and the only risk would be of the batteries catching fire after the shark bites one.

Nougat , (edited ) to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

“But you know what I would do if there is a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

Hear me out: Put Trump in a leaky electric boat in shark-infested waters. For science.

Edit: He's still painted black from last time, so it's harder for the sharks to see him.

arandomthought , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

It's surprising, I'd thought he would be team shark. But I'm glad he's finally answering all the important questions.

Cheradenine , to Not The Onion in Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate

The Trump version of man or bear

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