tiefling

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Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day

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tiefling , to Ask Lemmy in What linguistic constructions do you hate that no one else seems to mind?

A before u

"A university" sounds fucking weird to me. It melds into a single syllable. University doesn't start with a consonant unless you have a strong accent.

tiefling , to Showerthoughts in Dating apps are as if someone turned the job application experience into a pastime

OkC is how I found my girlfriend because it let me know a lot of important info (demi/ace, no kids, looking for long term, match %) before I even tried matching with them. I got to be picky.

From what I hear, they got rid of every useful feature and turned it to shit.

tiefling , (edited ) to Ask Lemmy in Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?

Taking a nice looong relaxing walk downtown in my sluttiest outfit with my girlfriend

tiefling , to No Stupid Questions in [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?

It's an issue of the loud ones standing out the most. I can easily say the same thing about many carnivores I know, who moan and complain if there's as much as a piece of corn in their meal.

(Though disclaimer, I'm not vegan)

tiefling , to Ask Lemmy in What looks easy peasy lemon squeezy but is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult?

It really depends on the person, you have to have some sort of jumping off point. Whether that is sharing something in common with someone or having cool hobbies.

tiefling , to Asklemmy in What did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?

If you work hard you'll have a successful life

tiefling , to Asklemmy in What's a job you couldn't get paid enough to do?

Police executioner, or just police in general. I have morals.

tiefling , to Ask Lemmy in If Trump wins this year's general election, aside from Project 2025, What would you expect him to do?

Legit transgender genocide. My ass is out if he gets in. Florida's been trying.

tiefling , to Ask Lemmy in What's a candy that's practically crack for you?

Smarties, which I'm aware are pure sugar

tiefling , to Ask Lemmy in [serious] If Project 2025 becomes a reality. Would you fight in a civil war?

I can only do so much due to disabilities, but I would support all resistance to a fascist Nazi takeover

tiefling , to Asklemmy in What is your favorite 100% non political "just nice music" music artist?

Garbage (Shirley Manson's band)

Nope nothing political here

tiefling , to Asklemmy in You randomly get a hold of your colleague's phone. It's unlocked. You don't mind being fired. What sounds do you set as his notification and ring tones?

A pro-union announcement. He'll get fired immediately.

tiefling , to World News in Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died

How else would they be able to intimidate them?

tiefling , to World News in Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died

Capitalism rewards psychopathy

tiefling , to World News in More than 100 arrested as NYPD cops in riot gear storm Columbia University, clear protests

Red mayor pretending to be blue*

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