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This could also explain Cracker Barrel.

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Alright, I'll bite.

I think it'll someday be known that Russia was involved in the promotion of cuck porn, partially explaining its increased prevalence.

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"How's that heart attack treatin' ya back there?"

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I've been watching some Friends here and there (a bit late to the game) and I absolutely cannot stand Rachel.

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I was watching a few on a road trip and happened to catch them when Rachel was rejecting Joey, then demanding Ross not date and stay with her. She was just awful in every episode I saw.

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Not only that, they "unlocked the sensory secrets of the penis and clitoris." They gave those mice the absolute times of their lives.

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Since I was a kid, I settled on "$100 million." Simple. Enough to get you through life, but not being too greedy. Yet it's still never come true, so I'm beginning to think wishing on stars, candles, wells, etc... might sadly be bullshit.

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Why not just look up numbers for a big lottery jackpot before you go back? Way quicker, much less effort?

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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Took Dick Anally

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It has invaded my head, too. I want a chance to use it in real life, but when!? Where!? Trivia night?

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"Immortan Joe! He looked at me!"

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I briefly created a POTUS account on kbin and posted what I thought were obvious jokes. It got so overwhelmed with people assuming it was real that I got creeped out and immediately abandoned it. I was kinda shocked. People really just kinda...believe whatever the screen says, I guess.

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