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Glad to see David Hayter is still the voice actor

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Whoa msn.com still exists. I guess for all the boomers that haven't moved on

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I'm ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I'm still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

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Sever your spinal cord so your body is paralyzed. Then you won't have to worry about pain.

This would be a wild situation though. Feels like human centipede levels of wild

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President Reverend Maynard

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We're building a data lake which is pretty boring. I try to keep myself inspired that maybe just maybe the optimizations gained from these data analytics will lead to a drop in our greenhouse gas emissions from this organization.

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Centralized data storage that is more flexible than a data warehouse. Just a big ole database

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It's all maintenance and parts data for an airline. Which is why if we do things right, there's a chance we could improve efficiency and lower carbon emissions. We own most the data as we're creating it, rest may be vendors

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Hollow earth theory baby, Godzilla is swimming up

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