Underwaterbob

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Underwaterbob , to Antique Memes Roadshow in Men are from Mars...

Finally my synthesizer hobby pays off!

Underwaterbob , to memes in I still remember

The 90s are to now as the 60s were to the 90s.

Underwaterbob , to Ask Lemmy in In what subtle (or significant) ways has your hometown changed since your childhood?

My hometown was in Canada's top-ten communities in decline for years. These days, it's got two-thirds the population it used to, the streets are full of deer, and quite a few farmers' fields have turned into forests. Almost everyone my age that I knew moved away long ago. Going back is always shocking.

Underwaterbob , to Right to Repair in Obscure screw added so appliance cannot be disassembled

Looks like a job for a regular flathead and a grinding wheel.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in EA wants to place in-game ads in its full-price AAA games, again

Yeah, I didn't say I trust them to do it right, just that it could be done tastefully.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in EA wants to place in-game ads in its full-price AAA games, again

Good thing I haven't bought a game from a big name studio since, uhh, does Elden Ring count?

Underwaterbob , to Technology in EA wants to place in-game ads in its full-price AAA games, again

If they'd just be smart about it. Make the ads in-game. Like a Nike poster on a wall or a can of Pepsi on a table or something. I wouldn't have a problem with that. Making them the entire focus - however brief - just makes me hate them immeasurably.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year

If I made 3 cents a stream, I'd have a quarter of a million...

Underwaterbob , to Technology in After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year

Not sure I'd use one of the most iconic sexy lead singers in history as an example. No matter much how much he looks like shit now.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year

Yep.

Another one of my most popular tracks is an atonal hour-and-twenty-minutes of cubic spline curves, granular synthesis, and other assorted noises I programmed in Csound.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year

I’m in a similar boat, but I never feel fully satisfied to release a song (probably cuz I am a hobbyist and I suck lol).

There's never a better time to put yourself out there! I resisted it for twenty years. My most "successful" release is one of my least polished tracks. I recorded it just out of university on a Pentium with a stolen microphone, pirated software, a freebie guitar, and a ZOOM 505. It's got 4 million listens and is responsible for half my income. By comparison, I've released stuff that I think sounds like it was professionally recorded in a studio that no one listens to.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year

I release everything as "Underwaterbob" - my username. You can find me just about everywhere. If you don't have a subscription, it's all on YouTube, too: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ_MZ9yX0STsY1l2Ml2zBFw

I make a wide variety of music.

Underwaterbob , to Technology in After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year

It's not really just Spotify. I'm a hobbyist music producer. I uploaded my entire catalog through Distrokid about two years ago. Distrokid serves just about every streaming service. It costs $20 a year for the most basic package. I've got ~8 million listens according to Distrokid, and that nets me about $40 US. So, I made my money back. Not bad for 20 years of work. Haha!

I don't really care about the numbers, like I said, I'm a hobbyist. I make music because I enjoy making music. It would never be my career unless I dropped everything and struck out touring trying to make it in an industry that traditionally chews up and spits out hopefuls. I'm not exactly the age or attractiveness that most people expect in a touring musician, either.

Underwaterbob , to Asklemmy in Why are many men growing beards again ?

That's fair. You can get a closer shave with more passes, but that's hard on your skin as well. I can't stand having too much stubble. It gets to a point where it itches like crazy. I pushed through the itchy phase once, and having a beard was alright, but I got some pretty crazy acne underneath it.

Underwaterbob , to Asklemmy in Why are many men growing beards again ?

Razors are expensive,

They don't have to be! Dual edge safety razor blades are like $10 for 100. You could splurge ($50 for a nice one, or hundreds for a really nice, probably unnecessarily expensive one) on a nice handle that will last you the rest of your life, or get just about as good a shave with one that costs $10. Heck, if you're lucky you could find some old, nice one at a garage sale that's already been around 70 years, and will easily still be working fine when you're dead. Unfortunately, like just about everything else old and good, they've become a bit trendy, so it might be hard to find deals like you used to be able to.

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