LordAmplifier

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one singular braincell :3
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LordAmplifier ,

I used to read a lot on my way to uni and work, but I stopped at some point. My commute consists of three 15-minute train rides, and I just can't focus "on demand" like that any more, unfortunately. But I still enjoy daydreaming, which looks like(or maybe even is) doing nothing. Every day is filled with plans and things I need to do, it's actually nice to have some time to do nothing. But if my commute were one continuous train ride, I'd probably read a lot more.

LordAmplifier ,

Being an irl glitch that distorts people's vision and makes them question reality is transition goals tbh

LordAmplifier ,

Being in nature is so cool. I want to spend more time in nature. There is this cool spot near where I live that I should go to again. If only people didn't leave all their trash there (I found a tyre once, and a broken chair :c )

LordAmplifier ,

More time in the bush would definitely do me good. I took a bag and cleaned up a bit once last year (or the year before that?), and it was a great feeling. That's also how I found what I think is a part of an animal's skull in a dried-up lake, which was pretty cool :3 (the skull part, not the lake being dried up)

Pics of the skull (a bit out of focus because it was so bright I couldn't see the screen)

part of an animal's skull from the top

part of an animal's skull from the side

LordAmplifier ,

Is this better or worse than the one that says "I don't need therapy, I just need to get fucked in public by 14 werewolves"? 🤔

LordAmplifier ,

I'm not sure if it's okay to post porn in the comments, but "goat moth hybrid" has a few search results on e621. So... goths exist! uwu

LordAmplifier ,

Of course an employee of the silly goose store would say such silly things, but are you silly enough to believe them? :3c

LordAmplifier ,

HELL YEAH, MFER, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SICK CARS, BOOZE, AND CRANKING HOGS AROOOOO

LordAmplifier ,

idk about this chart, but they could fall into my arms if they want to 👉👈🥺

LordAmplifier , (edited )

I think it's "I recommend it to all Amazon watchers!", but I don't know what Amazon watchers are supposed to be. Also, if that were correct, it'd mean they used b to replace m in "recommend" ("recabed") but g in "Amazon" ("Agazad"), which would be a little inconsistent considering they used d > n and a > o in both words. So it's probably not Amazon, I guess. Maybe a show or something because of the capital A?

edit: after thinking about it for a few more hours, maybe it's a porn site or a euphemism for porn? I don't know any that would translate to "Agazad," but that'd explain the need for a one-hand keyboard.

LordAmplifier ,

:3 makes me so happy :3 it's such a cute, lil face :3

LordAmplifier ,

A 4-day workweek would be lovely if monthly salaries stayed the same (= hourly wages went up). Then I could work three days a week and get 75% of a full-time salary instead of just 60%, which would be kind of like a 25% raise. That'd leave me with so much more time to be silly :3

LordAmplifier ,

If you need a rifled barrel to hit your target, you're just a bad shot. Back in my day, we used to shoot cans with our smoothbores from five miles away, in the snow, up a hill, and with 69mph side winds.

LordAmplifier ,

When an unknown number calls me, I just stare at the screen until they give up because I don't use my phone for that uwu

LordAmplifier ,

Emergency situations are definitely something else, I agree that it's important to answer phone calls when there's a decent chance someone close to you might need to reach out using someone else's phone, especially if it's a local area code. The worst thing that's happened to me (so far) is that I missed a call from a company that wanted to offer me a job. They sent me an email asking to call them back, and now I work for them :3

LordAmplifier ,

Yes, I'm glad they handled it so well, too! tbh signing an employment contract always feels a bit like making a deal with the devil, trading x hours of my life for y money. I don't want to bore you with the details, but for a part-time job while I'm finishing my degree, it's okay :3

LordAmplifier ,

Fun fact: Germans like to take their kitchen with them when they move. Cupboards, sink, everything.

LordAmplifier ,

Or maybe the puma is deaf now and can't hear the scary booms any more because guns are extremely loud. I'll never understand how soldiers got through WWI&II without modern hearing protection.

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LordAmplifier ,

"I just need to sit down, focus, skim a few chapters in this book, and take notes. It'll take twenty minutes, maybe even less. Easy."

stares at a blank document for ten minutes

"Let's watch a one-hour video essay on a completely unrelated topic, maybe that'll motivate me." (it won't)

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