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Etterra , to Technology in NASA finds humanity would totally fumble asteroid defense

That's okay, humanity had s good run. I imagine we'll have extinctified ourselves way before a space rock could do it. A+ for trying though.

Etterra , to Technology in Microsoft Edge nags users with a 3D banner to change Windows 11's default browser

Yeah if you have any idea how she it's user friendly. Not the impressions I get.

Etterra , to Patient Gamers in hooooly shit! has anyone else played journey?

Eh, looks artsy which is fine if that's what you're into.

Etterra , to Technology in Five Men Convicted of Operating Massive, Illegal Streaming Service That Allegedly Had More Content Than Netflix, Hulu, Vudu and Prime Video Combined

Farewell heroes. I may not have heard of you before, but I shall mourn your departure nevertheless.

Etterra , to memes in Almost all of the American ones I've heard of are terrifying.

They've (euro cryptids) have gotten nerfed over the centuries, and the especially nasty ones probably got wiped out during world War II.

Our (American) culture is strongly combative, and our last giant local war was over a century and a half ago or so. The dark things that have crawled forth from our deepest nightmares and waking dreams are far hungrier, crueller, and have had much more time to proliferate than your feeble, mischievous survivors.

Your cryptids crave petty things, like food, stealing names, or the occasional child. Ours crave the end of all things and the souls of the multitudes, to truck is into turning each hand against every other, and ultimately to drag our shattered remnants kicking and screaming into the dark places under the Earth.

Etterra , to Technology in Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”

I read somewhere that convincing people to quit was party of some companies' plan when demanding return to office, but as you pointed out, they probably lost their top 10% or more in the quality workers group. So do that introvert parasites can have their "corporate culture" (or more critically, justify leading that bigass office building).

Etterra , to Technology in Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”

Probably while updating their resumes and looking around for replacement jobs in case they find a better one. I know I would.

Etterra , to Technology in Why Americans aren’t buying more EVs

If my - or any other - complex had charging stations, I'd consider it. The most I'd ever be able to get is a hybrid, if I wasn't so dirt-ass poor that an old and busted used car was the best that I could afford, because I'm disabled and live in friggin America.

Etterra , to RPGMemes in In the Halls of the Short Mountain King

Clearly it's a handle grip, not strapped. Most shields are, it gives greater mobility and utility.

Etterra , to RPGMemes in In the Halls of the Short Mountain King

What part of "spike down" in the previous image did you not understand?

Etterra , to memes in You got the cheese, the ham, the... wait

Yeah they got McDonald's chicken nuggets. Like dude, go get some Wendy's. You've got nose spice so I know you understand how to be classy - now get your shit together.

Etterra , to memes in Happy Juneteenth everyone!

I don't get Juneteenth but I didn't have to, it doesn't affect me. Although personally I think the name is weird - it's definitely grammatically incorrect. But whatever, y'all have fun. I like Mac'n'cheese though.

Etterra , to Streetwear in Wrong Answers Only: what is this style called?

Punk Casual.

Etterra , to Ask Lemmy in If your mind got transported back 10 years right now with no time to prepare, how could you exploit your knowledge for personal gain?

I'd probably just shoot my younger self. It's not suicide when it's murder. Or something. Anyway obliterating the universe with a paradox would definitely be a better result than the hell we're currently living in.

Etterra , to Technology in A supermarket trip may soon look different, thanks to electronic shelf labels

Of course not. It lets their office or even corporate computers change the prices in real time whenever they feel like it. Hypothetically, you could pick something off a shelf where the digital signset $3, and by the time you walked it up to a register, it cost $4. It's like changing the price of something in a shop simulation video game after the customer has picked it up, and now they have to pay $9,999.99 for a bag of potato chips.

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