BeatTakeshi ,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

Bro u shower too much

kambusha ,

BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Delphia ,

Go pester Link ya judgemental fuck.

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I'm only subbed because I'm too disabled to shower myself.

helpmyusernamewontfi ,

you guys have thoughts?

NoIWontPickAName ,

Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die

Lost_My_Mind ,

I cunt believe you've done this...

xep ,

I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...

WindyRebel ,

Take a shower

lurch ,

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it's shower time.

halfapage ,

Don't you like... Feel the need to wash on your skin? No microcontrollers required?

KoboldCoterie ,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.

Tetsuo ,

We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.

Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I'll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.

Ithral ,
@Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not always, I'll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I'd sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that's on my mind most of the time.

datavoid ,

OP doesn't lie

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

Urist ,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah, they didn't say anything about implementing voice activation by the command "engage".

essell ,

OP, If the world doesn't fit your expectations, it best to change them because you're not going to change the world.

rickyrigatoni ,
@rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

Are you telling OP to break into peoples houses and force shower them?

essell ,

That'd be the opposite of what I said.

slazer2au ,

Oof, shots fired.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

all wounds septic

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