Shitty Food Porn

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Transporter_Room_3 , in Inverted
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I sent this to my mother, an avid believer in Pineapple on pizza, and even she thinks it's an abomination

chooglers , in Inverted

I feel pretty stoned

Dagnet , in Popcorn Shrimp

wait wait, they thought popcorn shrimp should ACTUALLY HAVE POPCORN? What the actual fuck haha

kamenlady ,
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They did and also served it as a proper dish in a restaurant, this is what i don't get my head around. Like, did everyone involved think this is ok or did everyone watch full of schadenfreude, as the rookie started cooking?

Dagnet ,

I wonder if there was a language/cultural barrier there like "you want me to cook popcorn shrimp? You sure about that? Well, OK then boss"

ma11en , in Popcorn Shrimp

I wonder if they'd heard of KFC's popcorn chicken but never actually saw it?

Pxtl , in Watermelon Chicken
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A bird died for this.

general_kitten ,

A bird died for our sins.

sbv , in Healthy Snack Salad

if it's brown, flush it down /s

In all seriousness, this at least shows portion control, so it isn't all bad.

spacecowboy ,

This is just the first part of a 12 course salad.

SWIM , in This is an insult to the cow that died for this to exist....

Berries and meat are a good combination

Pxtl ,
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Did a black bear post this?

TheBlue22 , in Sandwich: fried egg (broken), spinach (hidden), tomato (walmart), colby jack, on white (burger bun (previously frozen))

Did you fucking punch it?

TonyTonyChopper ,
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it's the "smash sandwich" trend whether intentional or not

bingbong ,

Had it in their back pocket, whoops

Mr_Blott , in My neon orange ghost pepper whopper

That looks like it contains about 7 ingredients that are banned in the EU 😳

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Only seven?

Aussiemandeus , in It isn't just a low effort meal, it's actually an attempt to lose weight
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You do you man but dressing is never good.

And 200 calories is so little

RedditWanderer ,

I feel like the dressing alone is 200 calories

FlaminGoku , in It isn't just a low effort meal, it's actually an attempt to lose weight

I never understood the "lose weight = salad and dressing" crowd.

You can pretty much eat whatever, as long as you are within your caloric limits.

Unfortunately (from my experience), this boils down to one "full" meal i e. Appetizer, entre, dessert a day.

Hikermick ,

My mom worked for weight watchers for 30 years. I've never had a weight problem but I learned a lot from her when I wanted to shed a few pounds. The system they used was based on points, you were allowed so many points a day, some things had zero points and some things were surprisingly high in points. I bring this up whenever I see someone starving themselves or eating like a rabbit. Under their plan you can eat whatever you want, it's all about portions. When people try drastic changes they give up easier

howrar ,

That just sounds like Calorie counting with extra steps

lady_maria , in Eggo waffle (toasted), Nutella, icing sugar.
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I'd definitely eat that! Though, I prefer them with peanut butter and dark chocolate chips (the latter is from the freezer for added crunch)

Moebius , in Eggo waffle (toasted), Nutella, icing sugar.

I ate something similar when i was younger, I would however add cinnamon and a scoop of vanilla ice cream

KillerTofu , (edited ) in Eggo waffle (toasted), Nutella, icing sugar.

Wow. Truly shitty food. Did you even toast the waffle?

___spannungsbogen , in Sandwich: fried egg (broken), spinach (hidden), tomato (walmart), colby jack, on white (burger bun (previously frozen))

I would still crush this in 5 secs flat. Good job, chef

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