goblin ,

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/9d698730-8784-40ba-81ac-007b4d085d6c.jpeg

PiJiNWiNg ,

I think this is the funniest thing I've read all year, "driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

Bakkoda ,
@Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works avatar

I've seen eggdrop bots, all Dune inspired, fester in an irc room for years and never got anythin close to shai-hulussy. AI will never replace humans.

Jimmycakes ,

They probably paid some TikToker to make videos about it's other uses to pump sales

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Heheh...... Pump

Jimmycakes ,

😏

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Internet's been around for about 40 years, sounds like a you problem

muntedcrocodile ,

They knew exactly what people would do. All marketing is good marketing.

PoastRotato ,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

...driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

This can't be legal

Nobody ,

Bless the Maker and his shai-hulussy

Bless the coming in Him

HikingVet ,

Why don't companies have someone in product development who's entire job is to point out less than desirable ways people will use their products, or protect against rule 34 or the like? The internet has been around long enough that it shouldn't have been a surprise that there were people who wanted to fuck a plastic lamprey eel. How as this even surprising?

Viking_Hippie OP ,

Because that employee would be by far the most overworked one in most companies?

Or maybe just because most companies don't care as long as you keep giving them money without costing them any 🤷

Tolookah ,

And HR would hate them.

The "Hey, did you know that you can Fuck this?" Guy.

HootinNHollerin ,

I’d replace HR with that guy honestly

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Hire a 13yo boy just to look at your products and point out all of the ways it can be badly interpreted

pikmeir ,

They made a movie about that once with Tom Hanks. Guess these companies never watched it 😏

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