OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

“Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!”

Psychodelic ,

*insecure dads

Sam_Bass ,

Gate it if you dont want it used by the public

RightHandOfIkaros ,

Nobody has any legitimate reason to ever pull all the way onto someone else's driveway, unless they are having a medical emergency or they are the guest of the homeowner.

If you are neither of those, it is really easy to just not drive onto someone's driveway. You can do.a three point turn in the street without your tires ever going onto a driveway.

And if you happen to be parked in my driveway when I return home, I will park my car to block you on my driveway. You wanted it so bad, you can stay there for the night. Like the Naughty Corner, or a Dunce Cap.

Bunnylux ,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

You must live in Texas lmao. Have you been to the north east? Not every street is 4 lanes wide. I absolutely need to pull into a driveway to turn around.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

No, California. Plenty wide streets in my neighborhood. Enough for cars to be parked on both sides and you can still do a 3 point turn without going into someones driveway.

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@fedia.io avatar

If you're quick about it, no problemo friendo
If you stop, for any length of time, for any reason short of medical emergency, we've got a problem

surewhynotlem ,
force ,

Murdering people who pull onto your property in their car is surprisingly common (in America at least).

pantyhosewimp ,

I’m having trouble teasing that specific statistic out of the FBI’s data. Can you tell me what query you used?

https://cde.ucr.cjis.gov/LATEST/webapp/#/pages/explorer/crime/crime-trend

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Car stops on the street in front of the house .... Garrison at attention!!!

Car starts backing up towards the driveway .... All forces on high alert! Man your stations!!!

Car starts moving onto the driveway .... Cease all operations!! Men at your stations!!! We're dispatching a warning party!!!

Car drives away ..... Cancel all alerts!!! Go back to your patrols!

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Why would you back up into a driveway to turn around? Going in forward seems easier.

JackLSauce ,

How I feel when people needlessly use a preposition to end a sentence with

Ultraviolet ,

That rule doesn't actually exist in English. It's a Latin rule that some British asshole in the 1800s wanted to impose on English because he believed that Latin was a perfect language and anything that works differently from Latin is a flaw to be corrected.

JackLSauce ,

I play on hard mode

jaybone ,

You mean, hard mode is what you play on.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Hard is the mode on which I play.

PatMustard ,

"How dads feel when a stranger uses their driveway in which to turn around" makes you sound like a bit of a wanker though

JackLSauce ,
  1. You can just drop the "in" altogether

  2. Why just "sound like" when I can be?

PatMustard ,

I like your attitude!

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