sp3tr4l ,

My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag...

They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.

He was pretty pissed.

mo_lave ,

Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.

sp3tr4l ,

That guy actually was the danger.

He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.

He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.

Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.

mo_lave ,

I gonna say his name...

He's Heisenberg

FiniteBanjo ,
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N ,
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I think the joke works a bit better if you swap the reveal order.

xantoxis ,

We're just doing pro cop memes now? How bout no

Kolanaki ,
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This is why you should carry around a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly.

MargotRobbie ,
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lugal ,

ACAB

Anyolduser ,

Oh my, how very original and thought provoking.

BleatingZombie ,

Fuck pigs

Anyolduser ,

Oh, terribly adventurous today, aren't we?

Juice ,

ACAB F12

bitwaba ,

"Excellent point officer. Can I interest you in some crack?"

halvar ,

like the cops would know about yu gi oh

bleistift2 ,

If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.

downpunxx ,
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"yes. and your point being?"

Apthianos ,

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!

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