Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

Kase ,

asmr

FatTony OP ,
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ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ ˢʰᵃᵗ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ

MazonnaCara89 ,
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FatTony

FatTony OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5ab746e5-fd3b-42d5-8dab-9661dbe28aed.webp

sagrotan ,
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Midget porn

FatTony OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/comment/10224700

Simon ,

Is squirt pee

FatTony OP ,
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Depends on her aim.

FluorideMind ,

Hot singles in my area.

FatTony OP ,
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I guess you?

theywilleatthestars ,

Movies about sad communists

FatTony OP ,
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Animal Farm

Death of Stalin

Das leben der anderen

Andromxda ,
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How to center a div

FatTony OP ,
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<div>
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
</div>
PlexSheep ,

Pretty sure that's wrong. Did you put cash styling in the attributes?

<div style="margin: auto;text-align: center; justify-content: center;"></div>

This would be my answer, from the cache in my head I'm not sure if it's style or styles.

FatTony OP ,
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And hence the real answer emerges. FatTony Search wins again 😈

adj16 ,

how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread

FatTony OP ,
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https://piped.video/watch?v=DTtpWgrhS78

MonkderDritte ,

ddg is online again.

FatTony OP ,
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Was I a good search engine?

Zorsith ,
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How is babby form???

tostiman ,
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u can get pregante

AFC1886VCC ,

Prangent? Wat dat

Creddit ,

Walmart near me

FatTony OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77b6c763-4f71-4e60-8c09-99e33406ddd1.png

kboy101222 ,

Still more accurate than bing maps

hydrospanner ,

I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.

Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.

The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.

Silentiea ,
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Relevant xkcd.

Creddit ,

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

FatTony OP ,
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I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a1ed7276-d333-4486-b3c5-4abb6fdbc2f4.png

originalfrozenbanana ,

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck I’m so old

can Mod ,

So this is what it feels like.

MaggiWuerze ,

Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.

Fiivemacs ,

Mmmmm bop

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

I am firmly within the demographic that should have heard that song (37) and I have yet to hear it in its entirety. I have only ever heard that refrain, ever.

I’m actively familiar with it, but managed to avoid it.

saltesc ,

Lucky. My older sister put it on repeat. I still hear the radio announcer cut in at the end because she taped it off a Top 10 show or something.

slazer2au ,

You are, my fire

BigFatNips ,

My one, desiiiiire

pete_the_cat ,

WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

TheGalacticVoid ,

My one, desire

cmbabul ,

Everybody…

pete_the_cat ,

RampantParanoia2365 ,

TELL ME WHY

rammer ,
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Ain't nothing but a heartache

JimmyBigSausage ,

Wha-EE!

NOT_RICK ,
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Now this is content

lone_faerie ,

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

FatTony OP ,
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The T stands for Tony.

nek0d3r ,
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what are the new shapes

somnuz ,

Youzoid™

— wherever you go, whatever you do, you create this one and only shape that has never existed in any time and space. Science is baffled by those shapes, as they are constantly popping into existence everywhere.

Theoretically they can be morphing from Anteyouzoids™ and even into Postyouzoids™ — those require further research.

nek0d3r ,
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I'm intrigued, where can I learn more

somnuz ,

Sure, tell me what would you like to know?

nek0d3r ,
@nek0d3r@lemmy.world avatar

How do I create a Youzoid™?

somnuz ,

You do it naturally and automatically, using your whole body and energy — whether you sleep, sit and watch a video, walk somewhere, dance, wait in a queue, ride your bike.. Some would say that you can not not create one.

But, there is a special kind of Youzoids™, maybe you wanted to know about those? They are called Laeyouzoids™..

nek0d3r ,
@nek0d3r@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! What can you tell me about all the subshapes?

somnuz ,

I wish I knew about all of them, it is more of a journey, exploratory process.

Laeyouzoids™ are created whenever you are doing something important, or when you are passionate about it, when you like or love what you are currently doing..

Those are a little rarer, thus more complex in their flow at first glance. More defined and brighter.

DeLacue ,

Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?

ripcord ,
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Somewhat related: let's say you're moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

  • How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?
  • How fast is it moving relative to earth?
Silentiea ,
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c

ripcord ,
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OK, so after 1 hour:

  • How much further away are you from earth?
  • How much further away from you is the light?
  • How much further away from earth is the light?
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