Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

DeLacue ,

Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Somewhat related: let's say you're moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

  • How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?
  • How fast is it moving relative to earth?
Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

c

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

OK, so after 1 hour:

  • How much further away are you from earth?
  • How much further away from you is the light?
  • How much further away from earth is the light?
sfxrlz ,

Warum sind Gurken sauer

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Weil sie nicht wissen ob sie Essig sind oder nicht.

Aviandelight ,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

What's the point of using an added custom data card in power apps forms if it doesn't have an update property? (I don't actually expect any answer as I'm pretty sure Microsoft builds shit like this to purposely troll new learners. I just need to vent some frustration.)

dumples ,
@dumples@kbin.social avatar

How to remove micro plastics from testicles?

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

This is not possible :(

dumples ,
@dumples@kbin.social avatar

How we removed testicles from micro plastics?

Lemminary ,

Carefully

Exbando ,

How to make resume look good

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Add kickflipping to your skills.

Mok98 ,

Glitter

somnuz , (edited )

Can I grab this one?

I have created quite a few for people and my designs were successful at landing well with employers.

Firstly, most of the time luck is a deciding factor and there is no brute forcing through it, so stay strong and keep searching. There can be a lot of mind games around the recruitation process.

It is easier to explain how to improve a resume based on any input as a base, but it is good to have two versions, one lighter and the other one more strict / professional.

When people were spreading wide nets during the job hunting, that was a minimum — you should present a vibe that at least kinda matches the position. Good to have a printed versions and digital, PDF file is a solid choice.

For some positions, where you are any type of a representative, taking care of costumers is one of your main tasks — consider a resume with a picture.

It should not be a factor but obviously, it is. And please don’t have a “zombie” or any “gangsta” face. Terrible picture is worse than no picture.

Another baseline is one page only. If you have a valuable list of actual experiences for more than one page you really don’t need to write a resume most of the time and even if you do, there is a way to compress the education or work history sections to provide a full picture and add some detail for the last or two most recent positions.

Yes, one page, really.

Two most important aspects to really pour your time into:

  1. Proofreading. Check it 20 times, seriously. I saw so many resumes thrown into the bin just because there were two spelling errors in two words in the first line of text. Check it one more time, check if your email and phone number are valid and don’t use silly email addresses (in 99% of the cases). Give it to a partner, friend, parent, sibling — ask them to check if anything is or feels wrong. If you are — for any reason — making your resume in language you don’t know, use a professional help, don’t use automatic translators etc.
  2. Design. Whether it is good margins, readable lists, using font sizes to guide the eye of the reader, sure it is not about using every option in your text editor, but a well constructed page can attract recruiters or employers and makes your resume stand out or hold the focus for those crucial five minutes.

Don’t use any “crazy” paper, especially with glitter or colored, paper weight can help tho, you don’t want a flimsy napkin or so stiff paper that you could kill with it.

If you are making copies, check if they are good and readable. Please, don’t let it get bent, wet or stained. Have a folder or something to protect it during the transport.

They will often treat it like shit or write on it but deliver it in a neat condition.

If your country requires for legal reasons any clauses to be present — check the official, most recent guidelines.

I hope this will anyhow help you achieve your goals or at least, get you started.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

corn

h3mlocke ,
@h3mlocke@lemm.ee avatar

Show me: recepies with tide pods.

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar
  • tide pod sandwich
  1. Take a slice of bread
  2. Put tide pods on top of bread slice
  3. Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.
  4. Done
  • tide pod baked eggs
  1. pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.
  2. Crack open an egg in the pan.
  3. add tide pods
  4. cook for about 3-5 minutes.
  5. Done
Cethin ,

Didn't include a 5 page life story before the recipe. 3/10.

nieceandtows ,

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:

Crunchy Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods-Chicken Salad

The exact origin of "Tide Pods Chicken Salad" is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We're suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

how magnet work

nightwatch_admin ,

MAGic NUTs.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Where can I find the best midget porn?

nightwatch_admin ,

In the mirror

MinFapper ,

Where to find midget porn

nokturne213 ,
@nokturne213@sopuli.xyz avatar

I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.

MinFapper ,

OMG I was really hoping someone would get the reference and you did!

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

hireamidget.com/streaming/

(Their servers are out too)

Oha ,
@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

how to exit vim?!

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Unplug the virtual cable.

TheMinions ,

Moonlight Glaive Paladin Build BG3

MrGerrit ,

Space movie 1992

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/232f5bb8-8f26-4c4c-b83e-8278352d1017.jpeg

Sabata11792 ,

Sonic anal vore.

Sorry.

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7f358c67-04d8-4f5f-9e4d-99e3a12c68b6.png

Sabata11792 ,

I was afraid to click, to be honest.

deathmetal27 ,

Canis Lupus Familiaris

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

A fox.

deathmetal27 ,

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rRxWhrbXoTYAAAAd/the-report-of-the-week-report-of-the-wekk.gif

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