AnarchyChess

Ludrol , 3 days ago (edited 2 days ago) in week 1: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit:
This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

"Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy." ❌
"One grain of rice in A1" ✅
"Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen." ❌
"Castle with the enemy rook." ✅
"All previously played moves get played again." ✅
"White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns" ❌
"All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook." ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn't in any move.

This is not reddit. We have standards.

Rainb0wSkeppy OP , 2 days ago

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌

the pawns all got killed, they werent powerful enough

“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌

my brain read kings pawn as king

No_Change_Just_Money , 2 days ago

I mean, it is definitely anarchy

synae , 2 days ago

I see two gains of rice in A1

Silentiea , 2 days ago

Because it was played twice

synae , 2 days ago

Good catch, I stand corrected

AdamEatsAss , 9 days ago in I'm also GM at being in the audience

Idiot didn't even see forced mate in 16? Meanwhile here I am blundering 16 moves in a row.

swab148 , 1 month ago in if this post gets 512 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

We're gonna hit the upper limit of Lemmings that can upvote these posts soon

cron , 1 month ago

lemmy has 30k monthly active users, thats a pretty hard limit. Need to invite more users to join the fediverse

Tomassci , 1 month ago

if there's any sub capable of inviting more users it's this one.

TrickDacy , 1 month ago

I assume a good chunk of us saying wtf is this and blocking the community, like I'm going now.

hydroptic , 1 month ago (edited 28 days ago)

But not before making sure this post will get a bit more activity by commenting, therefore driving it higher on the default "most active" sort. Good job I guess?

The_Picard_Maneuver , 1 month ago

From my observations, hitting 500 upvotes for a post is very good, and getting over 1k is great, especially for a niche interest community like this.

It's extremely, extremely rare to see any post get over 2k.

henfredemars , 1 month ago

It’s a small party but a good one.

Karyoplasma , 1 month ago in chessfinder2e

En passant is forced.

kakes , 1 month ago

En Passant should be a reaction.

lugal , 1 month ago in if this post gets 256 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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ImplyingImplications , 1 month ago in Ever played chess's hardcore mode?

Gives a new meaning to losing on time.

niktemadur , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) in Rook.

...and this, boys and girls, using imaginary numbers on a chess graph, is how the quantum characteristic of spin was discovered in rooks, two full rotations required to return to its' starting quantum state.

EDIT: When you castle the king, he's in a quantum-entangled state with the rook!

FiskFisk33 , 1 month ago

Queen to E3+4i

FiskFisk33 , 1 month ago

When you castle the king, he's in a quantum-entangled state with the rook!

when one of the kings possible locations are checked you throw a dice to resolve the quantum position

This could actually be an interesting video game idea to explore. You can make quantum moves that get resolved by chance once a possible position is interacted with.

like you make for example three different moves on your turn. chance will decide later which one resolves as true

calcopiritus , 1 month ago

IIRC there is a quantum chess videogame that works like this. I don't remember the name though.

SkyezOpen , 1 month ago

Not quantum, but 5d chess with multiverse time travel exists. It sounds complicated (and it is) but it's actually pretty intuitive to actually pick up. Basically each piece moves as it traditionally does, but instead of two axes there are 4. So a rook can move in a straight line into the past, staying in the same position. That causes a time line branch with a new board with the time traveling rook. Bishops can move diagonally across time and multiverses.

I'm doing a terrible job explaining but this website has an excellent tutorial.

https://5d-chess.fandom.com/wiki/Tutorial

calcopiritus , 1 month ago

Yeah, i know about 5d chess, but I'm pretty sure quantum chess also exists.

Lifecoach5000 , 1 month ago in i finally cracked the code:

There’s too much confusion. I can’t get no relief.

TragicNotCute , 5 days ago in Magnus needs to step up his game

Chess master DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!

jabathekek , 5 days ago

aPpEaLInG To IgNoRaNcE is a losers excuse!

lugal , 1 month ago in if this post gets 128 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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pancakes , 1 month ago

You said it

lugal , 1 month ago

And I will say it again

maggio , 1 month ago in if this post gets 16 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

Also wait twice as long for each new post^^

Daxter101 , 1 month ago

No, half as long

maggio , 1 month ago

Oh noes! Infinite posts

sag , 1 month ago in if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

Oh Shit, here we go again.

aeharding , 1 month ago

See you on the front page

sag , 1 month ago

Yea, Please do it lemmy

Artyom , 1 month ago in if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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lugal , 1 month ago in if this post gets 512 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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LanMandragondeez , 1 month ago in if this post gets 64 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

Long passant

HeapOfDogs , 1 month ago

wide?

Dayroom7485 , 1 month ago (edited 28 days ago)

leng passant