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edgemaster72 , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale
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Ocklawaha looks like someone either couldn't remember how to spell Oklahoma and gave up halfway through, or it's the "you can copy my homework but change it slightly so we don't get caught" spelling.

uservoid1 OP ,

The word "ocklawaha" comes from the Seminole/Creek tribes who once settled along the river. There are at least seven possible definitions, including "muddy, crooked river" and "bad crossing."

sbv , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale

holy shit a loft

deegeese , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale
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It’s $58k for 1 acre (0.4ha) of suburban land with development potential.

The shack is just a demo cost.

uservoid1 OP ,

There are also 2 wells, and, a septic system on the property, with the ability to connect to power nearby.

With no water pipes, plumbing or electricity you get a suburb with rural experience. Two years ago it was sold for $18,000 and it's on the market since, with some negotiation you can probably cut the requested price in half

ProstheticBrain , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

NounsAndWords , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale

The outside made me a bit uncomfortable, but with all that fresh drywall inside I can see now that it is a well maintained property with no underlying/hidden issues.

galoisghost , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale
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I can see two problems with this property.

  1. You’d have to live in Florida

  2. It’d cost an equal amount to clear the land of used needles

MrJameGumb , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale
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Looks like a meth lab out in the middle of a swamp lol

Trainguyrom ,

It almost looks to me like a renovation that ran out of money, and then either had a squatter for a few months or the person lived there on a shoestring budget for a few months

MrJameGumb ,
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To me it looks like there was a meth lab explosion, then the owner got in there and started doing some repairs but then gave up halfway and decided to just sell it off

bitchkat ,

When I was getting my house ready to sell after a significant amount of damages, I had everything in a pod so I could clear it out. I lived for 3 months with an air mattress, a desk make out of scrap lumber, and the one tv that wasn't smashed propped up on a chair that was only somewhat wobbly. Even though I ordered new appliances the day they were destroyed, the good old supply chain issues left me without a stove, microwave, washer and dryer. I ate a lot of pizza rolls cooked in an air fryer I borrowed. I did get a $20 toaster over to cook frozen pizza.

timewarp , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale
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LOL... Should be advertised a land-only sale with a house that needs demolished.

Harold_Penisman , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Not a crack house for sale
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If the price was right, i might live there.

uservoid1 OP ,
grrgyle ,
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Does that include demo costs?

I think the tree next to that hacked together shed is probably safer to live in

deadbeef79000 ,

How much could a box of matches cost?

Death_Equity , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Built in 2023, looks like DIY

This where Dad lives after the divorce.

This property coming to AirBnB just in time for your suicide note.

Because wall cabinets and cabinet doors are abelist.

Tiny homes are so lockdown, so I bought this smol home. Follow for my smol home journey.

cerement , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Built in 2023, looks like DIY
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that’s a storage building / warehouse conversion …

brewery , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Doesn't hurt to pick up a little for the listing picture.

Suggests to me they are not choosing to leave

BedSharkPal , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in Doesn't hurt to pick up a little for the listing picture.

Maybe their landlord is selling the house?

obinice , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in A gamers paradise
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What's bad about this?

Take 2 days to lay a carpet and paint the place and it'll be completely fine. Easy and simple.

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Sure it’s easy. That’s why the seller should have done it. If you sell a house you should stage it properly so you get the most money out of it. Many people have zero imagination and can’t see past the current interior design. The seller is an idiot for putting it on sale like this. They don’t even have to place carpet just coat the floor with white paint and it suddenly looks modern.

HakFoo , to Terrible Estate Agent Photos in A gamers paradise

Lies!

I see wi-fi antennae. What gamer settles for that?

I want to go to an estate agent and say "I want a house so wired that if I down 82 redbulls and punch through the drywall after losing a round of Call of Skyrim, anywhere in the house, I should be able to reach in the hole and pull out a bale of Cat 6."

hubobes ,

Wifi 6 is pretty amazing. I play on it since my apartment has a weird layout and I will not drag a cable from one side of the apartment (where the router is) to the other (where the office is located).

Network latency averages somewhere around 5ms which is totally fine.

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