This is probably the premise of a Black Mirror episode ( lemmynsfw.com )
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Ahoy!...
Oh, wait. Maybe he realizes I have tickets, but he thinks I might want some EXTRA tickets, as souvenirs. Just keeping the stubs is for suckers, right?
Yes, I realize how much hate I will get for this. I don't give a shit. Seethe away, kids.