Bro, do you think I'm walking up to the gate, hoping my puppy-dog-eyes routine will get them to let me in for free? IF I WANT YOUR TICKETS, I'LL TELL YOU. FUCK OFF. ( lemmynsfw.com )
Oh, wait. Maybe he realizes I have tickets, but he thinks I might want some EXTRA tickets, as souvenirs. Just keeping the stubs is for suckers, right?
