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FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Telescoping e-trike adapts to recumbent riders short or tall
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Not even all that unusual a feature for trikes, but I get the appeal: It's for lending it out and making it more compact for storage or transport. Being adjustable also ensures a good fit.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in This e-trike with full suspension strikes the right balance between riding in city and beyond
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That derailleur is about to get wrecked...

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Telescoping e-trike adapts to recumbent riders short or tall
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Price aside, I'd only ride a reverse trike

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Second-Gen Walkcar, the Smallest Yet Most Powerful e-Scooter, Is Here
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It's like a skateboard with less stability!

FartsWithAnAccent Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Tern's latest cargo ebike has a premium heart but entry level pricing
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Yeah, Tern has way cheaper cargo bikes too, like close to half as much.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in HydroRide: These e-bikes do not require a battery and are just as efficient
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It's hydrogen all the way down.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Second-Gen Walkcar, the Smallest Yet Most Powerful e-Scooter, Is Here
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I think this one can officially qualify as a shitpost.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Footloose, for e-bikes? The US town that banned all electric bicycles
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I'll still take whatever advantage I can to avoid getting hit by a car...

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in The Solar Pedilio Aimed To Be a Replacement for Cars but Vanished From the News Instead
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Sounds promiscuous...

FartsWithAnAccent Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in I get a hit of dopamine when I pass cars stuck in traffic
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Passing traffic is cool, but have you tried never worrying about parking?

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Shimano expands its range of e-bike drive units with all-new EP5 and E5100 systems
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Tale as old as time.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Ride1Up slashes Prodigy price to cheapest Brose e-bike in history amid overstock
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Wow, that's pretty lame. I'd always heard good things about Ride1up, not the first time a company has been disappointing though.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in HydroRide: These e-bikes do not require a battery and are just as efficient
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Eh, the wheels revolve, so technically it's revolutionary right?

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in Jeffco Sheriff: Man shoplifts bolt cutters from Walmart to steal kid’s e-bike locked up in front of store
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If I had an expensive bike, I would 100% buy a Skunklock Chemical: Bike thieves should suffer.

FartsWithAnAccent OP Mod , to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility in HydroRide: These e-bikes do not require a battery and are just as efficient
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Shh...

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