Ask Jesus

!askjesus

Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

HubertManne ,

many people say jesus fuking christ. so are jesus and christ two seperate things or do you fuck yourself?

AngryishHumanoid ,

I thought you spoke Aramaic.

Jesus_Christ OP ,
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Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

English or English [Simplified]?

Raptor_007 ,
JohnOliver ,
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WTF

Jesus_Christ OP ,
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I have your case file saved in my favorites.

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