Metal Memes

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ouRKaoS , in Satan

plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"

Xanthrax , in Dying Fetus - Not the Correct Time
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My ex visited me in the psychword and got kicked out for wearing a "suicidal tendencies" shirt.

Lifebandit666 , in WHAT THE NECK

The older I get, the longer a headbanging hangover lasts.

Last time I went to a gig that I head banged at beginning to end, I had neck pain for A WEEK afterwards. I had to hold my head up with my hand for a couple days when I was eating.

This dude is over a decade older than I am.

Respect the neck

Bondrewd , in just another laundry day

High BPM music is scientifically proven to make you more active.

MindSkipperBro12 , in a regular modern day Shakespeare

Ah yes, the only two options in music taste

Metal_Zealot ,
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"Weeeell my truck got stuck in the mud n my wife left me n all I got is my dog n my beer and my blue jeans" is Shakespeare to country music

NOT_RICK ,
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Not enough talk of tractors

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble , in Every. Fucking. Time.

I forget what car it is, but there's a car radio that has a "max volume on startup" option to avoid this issue.

Why is this feature not standard on everything? If every time my radio defaulted to a medium low volume, and I slowly turn it up then that'd be perfect.

FlyingSquid , in The OG metalhead
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Automata are neat. Years ago I went to an exhibition of them in Covent Garden in London. I think it's gone now, sadly. Thanks for sharing!

HonkTonkWoman ,

Thanks for using the word Automata! I did not know that’s what these things are called.

My brain kept going “fake robot”… it’s still early here…

niktemadur , in The OG metalhead

Getting some Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esq. vibes here, dude!

Kotsi3P0 , in Gotta Go Fast

This is so bad, that it is funny

Scott , in They knew what they were in for when they signed the band
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While not even remotely a metal band…
I saw Underoath at a small local venue years ago that basically did this. Prior to the “open the pit part” they announced that the owner told them no encouraging moshing or it’d forfeit their payment. Being that the band told us that prior to the “open the pit” part they obviously knew what they were asking for and welcomed it. They were pulling the crowd up on stage to dive off and everything. The venue cut the mics and they kept going to finish the song. It was absolutely amazing.

Wolf_359 , in can someone help me to identify this band?

The band is Cunt Punter. This is the cover for their single, "Anything Fits in the Male Urethra (With Enough Force)"

Overall a very solid band. I like how the lead singer literally sucks in air through a Pringles can filled with pigs' vocal chords. It's a meta commentary on the misandry inherent in the art form.

Skullgrid , in Absofuckinglutely agreeing with this
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Ozzy sounds like a crackhead that wandered into the black sabbath rehersals, which is basically what he is/was

and by god the atmosphere that brought to their first 8 albums hasn't been fulfilled by any of the better singers sabbath had.

Also, his solo stuff isn't as good as the sabbath stuff, the 80s pretty much ruined the atmosphere of that band.

SlopppyEngineer , in What the birds are really saying

Little dinosaurs

https://youtu.be/Dgl2ihKg09Y

Danquebec , in Metalcore is not Metal!

A subgenre falling outside of metal doesn't mean that it sucks. Everyone is right in what they like.

Malix , in Old but Gold
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I know Åkerfelt and Abasi, but who are the other two?

Jackcooper ,

I knew the other 2 but I'm in my 30s and don't do much metal so I guess between the two of us we got a whole meme

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