lath , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

Step 1: Manually shave your entire body with a razor to induce hair growth.

Step 2: Get fat.

Step 3: Get fit while staying fat.

Step 4: Once woolly enough, go get naked in the woods and ambush unsuspecting women*

• Do not attack unless hungry or feeling threatened. Otherwise just beg for scraps.