What if my local patron saint is the tree octopus, but of course in the grand scheme of things the flying spaghetti monster governs all and must be respected accordingly... is that close enough to flying squid sanctification lol?
Obama pretended that Flint Michigan's water was fine, Obama opened the arctic to oil drilling twice, Obama allowed fracking to happen, Obama gave the cops military hardware, Obama sent riot police to crack the skulls of Dakota pipeline protestors
Obama started wars in 5 additional countries...at least...on top of breaking his promise to get us out of Iraq and Afghanistan
Obama signed a bill into law that allows propaganda to be shown to American citizens.