FozzyOsbourne ,
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I didn't twig who was in the picture and assumed there was a policeman waiting on the other side of the "keep door closed" sign just waiting to arrest anyone who opened it

konalt ,
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I prefer that hypothesis

Noite_Etion ,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

"ascertained that the defendant was operating said vehicle in an intoxicated condition in that his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention"

Erhm... so he had Tunnel Vision?

flambonkscious ,

Plus he blew through a stop sign and couldn't stay on his lane? He's fucking trollied by the sounds of things!

solrize ,

Who is that in the picture?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Justin Timberlake.

Beldarofremulak ,

Who's that?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Almostoutof Lumberpond's cousin. I heard he was crucial in saving sexy from extinction

I_Fart_Glitter ,
Kalkaline ,
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Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

People still give a shit about him?

jubilationtcornpone ,

Some guy from the Super Bowl 38 halftime show.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar
JimmyBigSausage ,

I want you back.

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