jubilationtcornpone

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jubilationtcornpone ,

If I was a Boeing shareholder, I would be mad as a wet hen right about now. Amid a string of phenomenally bad business decisions that culminated in the flying [sorta] tin can that is the 737 MAX, Boeing is handed an aerospace companies PR wet dream: transporting astronauts to the International Space Station. They then proceeded to drop that softball so hard that the thud could probably be heard from Mars.

jubilationtcornpone ,

They could even provide an electronic box (for a nominal fee, or course) that shows me a menu of all the shows and movies that are available and what times they are going to play. That way I wouldn't have to search through a bunch of streaming services. It could all just be in one place.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Didn't some cable companies get all butthurt that you could fast forward through the recorded commercials?

jubilationtcornpone , (edited )

During WWII the United States government rounded up tens of thousands of people, including many US citizens, and put them in internment camps because they looked sort of similar to the people who bombed pearl harbor. Why? Because fear is a powerful drug and when people are afraid, logic tends to go out the window, if there was any logic to begin with. If you pay attention to conservative rhetoric, you'll notice that much of it is intended to stoke fear, while inserting themselves as the solution. They do it because it works.

Way out in the Arkansas Delta, in a soybean field 50 miles from anywhere, there is a memorial where one of these internment camps stood. If you aren't looking for it, you'd probably drive right by it unnoticed. All around the camp there are these little voice boxes that you push a button on and it explains what you're looking at. The voice providing the narration is none other than George Takei who was held there with his family as a child.
Spend a little time at a place like this and it will quickly disabuse you of the notion that America has always rejected fanaticism.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/22f24dab-f14c-434e-9185-e4c516faa22e.jpeg

jubilationtcornpone ,

"I'm going to get so much done today." or "If I clean the house, it's going to stay that way for more than ten minutes." are just some of the lies I tell myself to help me stay motivated

jubilationtcornpone ,

At a former job, there was one -- and only one -- lady in customer service who would actually reboot and do all the basic troubleshooting steps before calling IT. If we heard from her, we knew something was legitimately broken. Oddly enough, I'm married to her now. Best decision I ever made.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Pretty safe to say The Donald covets all kinds of things that aren't his, especially power, and he has definitely missused the Lord's name. So we're at least up to five now. If we can interpret the fact that he has to put his name on everything as being a form of idolatry, that'll be six.

WIth instant gratification leading to addiction (for me) on Social media and the internet, I'm considering trying the old fashion newspaper.

I'm looking for lower than instant gadification resources for the news. If I get a news paper weekly, rather then just constantly checking the internet for what usually ends up being the same stories, just another outlet....

jubilationtcornpone ,

I subscribe to two newspapers. My local weekly paper (which is actually owned by our large statewide newspaper), and the state "business" paper. They both cover topics I'm interested in although the quality of reporting in the business paper is better.

On a separate note, if you don't support your local print media, it will go away. The demise of local news outlets, throughout the US anyway, has been ongoing for a long time now. That has not been a positive development.

jubilationtcornpone ,

My personal experience essentially echoes what you've said. I've usually found that when I actually ask Trump supporters, which is probably most of the people I know, what they think and why, they are pretty candid about it. They will also voice frustrations, many of which I can understand or even agree with them on. There is a lot more common ground there than you might think.

The problem is that most of the issues are complex and nuanced. Not that surprising. Issues that impact the population of an entire country, or even a sizeable chunk of it, are bound to be pretty complex.
Here's where things go off the rails.

Kind of like you said, Joe Blow from Louisiana is often uneducated at best or a complete moron at worst. Joe Blow does not understand all the complexity surrounding the issues he's upset about and figures that if he doesn't understand it, neither does anyone else. He's also a little too proud to admit he doesn't understand it.

This is why Republican party completely abandoned an issues bases platform, aside from completely fabricated pearl clutching social issues like those scary tRaNs PeOpLe or AboRtIoN. They know full well that they have nothing when it comes to meaningful solutions to actual problems and if they did, the few supporters they have with functioning brain cells would start to ask to many pesky questions. A divide and conquer strategy is much simpler and more effective; albeit incredibly destructive.

jubilationtcornpone ,

"Sacred Rituals". This is what I call things that have to be done exactly the same way every time or it screws everything else up.
For example, as soon as I get up, the very first thing I do is take my meds. Nothing, and I mean nothing, happens before taking my meds. Gotta pee? Can't. Gotta take my meds. House is on fire? That sucks. Gotta take my meds.
If I don't, I will definitely forget to take them and fuck up my entire day.

jubilationtcornpone ,

I left Reddit because of their shenanigans. The Tiktok crowd deciding Reddit was cool was what guaranteed I would never go back. Now if anyone asks me if I use social media, I just say "No".

jubilationtcornpone ,

Forget taking over my job. AI is headed straight for the C suite.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Isn't it basically just a remake of Thunderball?

jubilationtcornpone ,

Good God Almighty. If I worked on a construction job, you'd see a bunch of people trying to pound screws in with the head of a screwdriver. Meanwhile, I'm over here like, "No! What? What the hell are you doing?!Wait, did you just try to solder too boards together with a blow torch? Oh fuck. Now the building is on fire."

And of course, management is like, "Why is the building on fire?? Isn't this like the twelfth time the building has been on fire?"

Yes. Yes it is, because you geniuses fired all the guys who knew anything about construction and hired a bunch of people who were able to identify screwdrivers without asking them if they knew how to use one.

Now, if we were actually in construction, this would be completely ludicrous. But if you work in technology, it's considered a "good business decision" because it has a "positive impact on the bottom line". ..for about 5 minutes anyway.

jubilationtcornpone ,

It's not a good thing if you know what you're looking at. Of course, the average investor doesn't have a clue. Half the problem is that there's a lot that can't be conveyed in financial statements.
I've worked for companies that I would never buy any stock in because it's like you get there and realize that they completely destroyed any chance at long term viability for some small short term gains. Even if they're profitable. Corporations that focus on building a high quality, sustainable business that aims to earn a modest profit are an exceptionally rare breed.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Trump could come steam rolling into the debate with tiny pupils and white powder under his nose and Republicans would give zero fucks. Also, he is clearly on drugs because with Trump, every accusation is an admition.

jubilationtcornpone ,

"Nice shotgun! That'll really get the German's riled up."

jubilationtcornpone ,

Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" gave a [somewhat] fictionalized account of the conditions of the meat packing industry in the early 20th century. It paints a gruesome picture. Federal agents sent to the Chicago slaughterhouses to investigate by then President Theodore Roosevelt confirmed the truth of most of the books details. And that was after the plant owners found out they were coming and had the plants thoroughly cleaned.

The market (aka greedy assholes) have conned people into paying for and eating worse things than sawdust.

jubilationtcornpone ,

I would suggest "Fuckface von Clownstick" but that name is already taken.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Do they think they won? Do they just ignore it? Do they think there's some big convoluted conspiracy reason why they didn't do it?

Part of the problem with morons is that they don't think much of anything.
They lack critical reasoning skills and their opinions on most things are based on horseshit rather than logic.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Yeah, I work for one of these companies. Some senior executive quotes some stupid thing Jeff Bezos said about everything being an API and is like "This! We need to do this!"

Nevermind the fact that we're not AWS and our business has zero overlap with theirs. Nevermind that this mindset turns every service we design into a bloated, unmaintainable nightmare. And, forget the fact that our software division is completely unprofitable due to the checks notes shitty business decisions made by senior management.

No no, we're going to somehow solve this by latching onto whatever buzzword is all the rage right.
Turns out having an MBA doesn't mean you know shit about running a business.

jubilationtcornpone ,

You start with a bunch of drama. Mix in some personal animosity and a dash of dysfunction. Then you add a little cocaine. Ok, a little more. Actually let's go with a lot more. Mix it all up real good.
Then you take the mixture, give it a dramatic name, like "Rumours", pop it into a record press, and voila! Out pops a crisp, best selling album.

jubilationtcornpone OP ,

Our house was built by idiots so it doesn't have any foundation drainage that I know of and the grading is all wrong. Well, lots of things are wrong, but most of them don't flood the basement when it rains.🤷‍♂️

jubilationtcornpone ,

Data Rule Numero Uno:

Garbage in, garbage out.

Have fun training your LLM on a big steaming pile of hot garbage. That's 80% of Stack Overflows content.

jubilationtcornpone ,

"My king!"

"I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."

Thrown out window noises

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jubilationtcornpone ,

Now you can have a computer tell you that you're an idiot and your question is stupid rather than actual person.

jubilationtcornpone ,

The MPAA should give themselves a great big pat on the back. They, and the studios they represent have done much to not only enable piracy, but also to increase the sophistication of piracy tactics and -- somewhat by extension -- the quality of the material being pirated. Turns out, fucking over your customers at every possible turn has consequences.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?

jubilationtcornpone ,

Last time it was the data team.

"We'll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It'll be fine and no one will even notice ."

Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

jubilationtcornpone ,

No, it's not. You can drill holes through the center of a joist or rafter but the permitted diameter of the hole depends on the overall width of the board. Notching the edge (or in this case cutting most of the way through it) dramatically weakens the board since the edges bear most of the tension from the load.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Half your fleet experiencing engine failure around 110,000 miles really puts a wrinkle in the jihad so I guess that rules out Chevrolet.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Touch screens in cars are a massive safety issue. I'm not saying they don't have some benefits but the fact that many newer cars have basically no physical buttons to perform basic functions is a problem. I can feel for the dial to adjust the volume or change the radio station. But a touch screen encourages the driver to take their focus off the road. That's a serious problem.

jubilationtcornpone ,

I've done worse. Walled in an unneeded doorway. The seam on one side is clearly visible. But I was trying to get it done in time to host Christmas and it was done very hastily. I'll fix it one of these days. ...probably.

jubilationtcornpone ,

"A dragon has never attacked the castle. Why do we even have a wizard?"

"A dragon is attacking the castle. Why do we even have a wizard?"

jubilationtcornpone ,

To be clear, Putin never ordered the death of anyone. Some Russians just have shitty windows and are extra susceptible to the effects of gravity. They didn't choose to be pre-disposed to falling to their deaths. They were just born that way. What are you gonna do?

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