Evil_Shrubbery ,

... I wonder abut the human mate - just how much car-shaped were they or perhaps how mechanical were their parts ...

dillekant ,

"Are you sure you want me to dress up like Optimus Prime?"

Evil_Shrubbery ,

"And only in truck form?"

shortwavesurfer ,

I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.

merde ,
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take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box

shortwavesurfer ,

Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn't have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.

merde ,
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what do you do with the belt?

plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?

grue ,

You've been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn't call 'em shaggin' wagons for nothing!

shortwavesurfer ,

But I don't want to drive on long road trips. I'd rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.

merde ,
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take a train then?

think of all the possibilities

john_lemmy ,

Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It's the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.

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