What do you think the future you five years from now would say to the you from five years ago about your present you?

FookReddit69 , 20 days ago

Bad news, you're still alive, broke and sexless.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , 22 days ago

"Everything happened exactly like you thought it would. Just like always..."

Crackhappy OP , 22 days ago

That is a very interesting response. It sounds like the opening line to an interesting novel.

hperrin , 23 days ago

Spend as much time with your friends as you can. They may not always be there. It’s hard when they go, but you’ll get through it.

(If I’m allowed to change the future, I’d tell myself exactly which friend died, when, and how.)

HobbitFoot , 23 days ago

He got the cancer screening in time, but you might want to get it earlier.

Crackhappy OP , 22 days ago

Plot twist in one sentence. Nice. Also, how are you doing?

bjoern_tantau , 23 days ago

"You are not lazy, you have CFS/ME. Half the people won't believe you and the other half won't care."

Rhynoplaz , 23 days ago

Five years ago, I was in the middle of a pretty big change, so it would have been a well timed message.

"Things are going to get rough, but it'll all work out. You made the right choice."

savvywolf , 23 days ago

"Please exercise more and get in shape".

MedicPigBabySaver , 23 days ago

Party hearty. Humans will be extinct by 2030.