Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

jeena ,
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

Do a barrel roll

FatTony OP ,
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🙂 🙃 🙂

Creddit ,

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

FatTony OP ,
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It's loading.

Creddit ,

Do flip flops cause flat feet?

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Only the left one

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Left, as in "unconsumed"?

bionicjoey ,

Flip flops frequently facilitate flat feet? False.

Feet favour functional footwear. Flip flops function from flopping. Functionality fail!

Creddit ,

Walmart near me

FatTony OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77b6c763-4f71-4e60-8c09-99e33406ddd1.png

kboy101222 ,

Still more accurate than bing maps

hydrospanner ,

I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.

Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.

The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Relevant xkcd.

Creddit ,

Zuck beard real or fake

FatTony OP ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

As real as a wig.

bionicjoey ,

Top search result for "can reptiles grow beards?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogona

Creddit ,

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

FatTony OP ,
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I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a1ed7276-d333-4486-b3c5-4abb6fdbc2f4.png

originalfrozenbanana ,

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck I’m so old

can Mod ,

So this is what it feels like.

MaggiWuerze ,

Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.

Fiivemacs ,

Mmmmm bop

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

I am firmly within the demographic that should have heard that song (37) and I have yet to hear it in its entirety. I have only ever heard that refrain, ever.

I’m actively familiar with it, but managed to avoid it.

saltesc ,

Lucky. My older sister put it on repeat. I still hear the radio announcer cut in at the end because she taped it off a Top 10 show or something.

slazer2au ,

You are, my fire

BigFatNips ,

My one, desiiiiire

pete_the_cat ,

WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

TheGalacticVoid ,

My one, desire

cmbabul ,

Everybody…

pete_the_cat ,

RampantParanoia2365 ,

TELL ME WHY

rammer ,
@rammer@sopuli.xyz avatar

Ain't nothing but a heartache

JimmyBigSausage ,

Wha-EE!

NOT_RICK ,
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