punishmenthurts ,
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@TanekRune @chevalier26 @actuallyautistic
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Hmmm, let's see . . .
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I couldn't say where she's comin' from but I just met a lady named Tylenol Mom 😀
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She strolled on over, said, Look here, Son, I got a forty dollar bill says you ain't been here long.
It's a thing we all intuit. 😈
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Now, it irked me a bit that she called me "son," but I knew right away she was sure I was gonna run.
Instead I got down to it.
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I talked and talked till my tongue got numb but I still didn't reach no Tylenol Mom.
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Tylenol Mom, Tylenol Mom, where is this mother comin' from?
I done spent three hours and I ain't got got a crumb from this Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, from this Tylenol Mom. 😘

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