Arotrios ,
@Arotrios@kbin.social avatar

My personal ones for corporate use:

  • Never use I when you can use we.
  • Even if you're the only one working on a project, never refer to it as yours. Always refer to it as ours.
  • Don't apologize, present solutions.
  • Don't say "read my fucking email again you goddamn illiterate moron", say "As previously noted in our communications...."
books ,

I will also attach old emails rather than repeat myself.

CannedTuna ,

“Per my last email…”

good ‘ol corporate clap back

Johanno ,

Our company "russian anthem starts playing"

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