he has a highschool masturbation related injury that causes one of his arms to constantly ache
Source? I've never heard of this (never cared much about him or Twitter) and tried to look it up, but I'm not seeing it anywhere.
I don't understand how anybody can do something for a while, make millions or even billions off of doing that thing, and then they try to do other things to make more money and stay in the public eye. Just buy an island and fuck off for your remaining decades of retired decadence. What more could you want?