AVincentInSpace , 1 month ago Sirens: Come listen to our sweet songs, look at our gorgeous bodies Asexual sea captain: Nah thanks, I'm good Sirens: Oh okay Sirens: Some sea captain you are. The last ship that wrecked here, the captain told me you were too weak even to fight a siren Asexual sea captain steering toward the rocks while reciting the navy seal copypasta:
Sirens: Come listen to our sweet songs, look at our gorgeous bodies
Asexual sea captain: Nah thanks, I'm good
Sirens: Oh okay
Sirens: Some sea captain you are. The last ship that wrecked here, the captain told me you were too weak even to fight a siren
Asexual sea captain steering toward the rocks while reciting the navy seal copypasta: