No one is going to believe the guards. ( lemmy.world )
"You say it was a 12-foot bear with a screaming, toothed sword? How much of what are you drinking on your shift?"
I know it's a silly picture, that chainsaws don't exist in most IP's, and most shapeshifters couldn't use them regardless. But it's the first thing I thought of when I saw the template.
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