UnrepententProcrastinator ,

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teft ,
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Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?

Assman ,
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Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.

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    Jimbo ,
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    mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.

    You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?

    postmateDumbass ,

    He just has chickens with varriable resistance.

    Jimbo ,
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    Do tell

    If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    1. Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it

    2. Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.

    bruhduh ,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    Just add some MSG

    DerisionConsulting ,

    I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?

    bruhduh ,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight

    BigBananaDealer ,
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    if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself

    RamblingPanda ,

    Fuck you, it's not every day!

    Yesterday I had pizza. 😐

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    RamblingPanda ,

    The diet of champions!

    Jimbo ,
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    Is there a source for this picture without the text?

    Renegade_roosteR OP ,

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    RamblingPanda ,

    Thanks, friend 💖

    postmateDumbass ,

    If this cat is not named Garfield...

    foggy ,

    I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I'm back in bed now. :)

    Renegade_roosteR OP , (edited )

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    Assman ,
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    Brb putting fruit snacks on ice cream

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and jelly.

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